What do you call a singing laptop?
A Dell.
Q: What did the iceberg say to the Titanic?
A: I'd hit that.
What is the most expensive haircut? Chemotherapy.
What's brown and rather bad for your dental health?
- A baseball bat.
Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?
Because there were too many knights.
Little Johnny and his teacher were telling each other jokes and riddles. His teacher asked, "Three birds were sitting on a wire, a hunter shot one. How many are left?" Little Johnny replied, "None, because the sound would scare the other two away." His teacher said, "No, but I like the way you think!"
Little Johnny replied, "Alright, now I have one for you. What goes in dry and hard and comes out soft and hard?" His teacher was shocked and said, "Little Johnny!" He replied, "It's gum! But I like the way you think!"
What kind of bee can't fly?
A KOBE.