Riddles

How did the orphan become famous ? They said “Go Big or Go Home”

* What's the hardest line to draw in a hospital? * ... * A FLATLINE!

What is 6.9?

A beautiful thing ruined by a period

What's brown and rather bad for your dental health? -A baseball bat

What is the most expensive haircut? Chemotherapy

What has more brains than Kurt Cobain ? The wall behind him.

Q: What did the Ice berg say to the Titanic? A: I'd hit that.

What pool never runs dry? The one on the Titanic.

What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts

How do you cut ancient Rome in half?

With a pair of Caesars.

What do you call a singing laptop? -- A Dell.

Why doesn't the Sun go to college? -- Because it has a million degrees.

What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? -- Well, the flag is a big plus.

Who can shave 20 times a day and still have a beard? -- A barber.

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? -- Because they lactose.

Will glass coffins be a success? -- Remains to be seen.

What's the difference between a baby and a salad?

Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.

What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were too many knights.

What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath?

Men toes.