Riddles

Orphan

Anonymous

How did the orphan become famous ? They said “Go Big or Go Home”

Depression

Anonymous

* What's the hardest line to draw in a hospital? * ... * A FLATLINE!

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Period

Brown_Poison

What is 6.9?

A beautiful thing ruined by a period

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Brown

Lily

What's brown and rather bad for your dental health? -A baseball bat

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Expense

Anonymous

What is the most expensive haircut? Chemotherapy

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Brain

Zane

What has more brains than Kurt Cobain ? The wall behind him.

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Titanic

Great Britan

Q: What did the Ice berg say to the Titanic? A: I'd hit that.

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Titanic

Isaiah Kellar

What pool never runs dry? The one on the Titanic.

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NASA

HAJley

What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts

Puns

Anonymous

How do you cut ancient Rome in half?

With a pair of Caesars.

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Music

Anonymous

What do you call a singing laptop? -- A Dell.

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Puns

Anonymous

Why doesn't the Sun go to college? -- Because it has a million degrees.

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Puns

Anonymous

What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? -- Well, the flag is a big plus.

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Time

Anonymous

Who can shave 20 times a day and still have a beard? -- A barber.

Puns

Anonymous

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? -- Because they lactose.

Puns

Anonymous

Will glass coffins be a success? -- Remains to be seen.

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Baby

Anonymous

What's the difference between a baby and a salad?

Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.

Common

Anonymous

What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

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Puns

Anonymous

Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were too many knights.

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Cannibal

Anonymous

What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath?

Men toes.

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