Riddles
20 fridges are loaded onto a plane, only 19 come off.
Okay, moving on, you took too long. How many steps does it take to put an elephant into a fridge? (*Their reply:* Idk how many)
3: Open the fridge, put the elephant into the fridge, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe into the fridge? (*Their reply:* 3...)
Wrong, 4: Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe, and close the door.
Why did Sully fall off the swing? A fridge fell on her.
What makes it cold in a room? Air conditioning.
What is yellow but can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
What’s the difference between a bleeding child and a bleeding chimpanzee?
They're both crazy and now dead.
What is an animal that kids get for Christmas and can easily give to someone else?
A white elephant.
Riddle me this. Riddle me that.
Why did my parents never come back?
Gwen, if you're reading this, the link I sent is for you and your boyfriend to chat and stuff. No one shall bother you! Pinky pinky!
Btw, do you know how I am cause if do then I am related to Kenya and my name starts with T? Don't worry, just chat with your boyfriend.
What's the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal? One's a busy ditch.
What has legs but can't walk?
Don't know? A paralyzed person ;))
What can you not ride with two wheelchairs? A burger 🍔 one wheelchair.
If you're American when you go in the bathroom and you're American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?
Answer: Your right elbow.
What is white and fluffy? A peelo.
What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.
What do you call ten lesbians in a room together? Fingerhut.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet together? A liquor cabinet.
What do you call a room full of 50 lesbians and fifty congressmen? 100 people who don't do dick.
Why don't women wear miniskirts in the winter? 'Cause they would get chapped lips.
What do a cliff jumper and a gay man have in common? If the rubber breaks, they're in deep shit.
Why don’t orphans have parents?
'Cause they were abandoned.
Do you think you can solve a riddle about my penis because I don't think you can...
It's too hard.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
But then why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
One knight, a king, and a queen went fishing. They each caught one fish, so how did three fish end up in the bucket?
One "knight"!!!
Riddler: Riddle me this, are you scared of the big black?
Person: Big black what?
Riddler: ...
Person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean.
Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: The U.S. in 1919!