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"Hey, look at me, I'm stupid named Jordan C who won't shut up and leave Addison alone."
I searched up hornets and then said that it will leave a sting.
Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.
Just burned 2,000 calories. That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.
Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.
Okay, the time has come... I am finally leaving this website, so yeah.
I'm going to enjoy my life, so yeah.
I'm going to leave now, so bye.
Ugly face dude: Hi kiddo!
Kid: Hi kid. Leaves.
Kid turns back and says: Wait a minute, who are you?
Today I went to get a sub, and they asked me if I wanted all vegetables. I said no, leave some for the rest of the customers.
Why are hurricanes like women? Because they come into your life, take nearly everything, and leave.
What's the difference between me and you?
I leave white stains in your mom's bed, and you leave white stains in my mom's bed!
What did Pavol Demitra think before the Yaroslavl plane hit the ground?
"Oh shit, did I leave the stove on at home?"
If you're seeing this, this is your sign to go fuck yourself.
"Jordan, motherfucker, your face looks like a slut, and your life is trash. Stop picking on kids and LEAVE THEM HELL ALONE!"
The bell rings, and Ana was about to leave, but the teacher said, "The bell doesn't dismiss you, I do."
The next day, Ana was late, and the teacher asked, "Why are you late?" Ana replied with, "The bell doesn't tell me when I should arrive, I do."
What did the moose say after leaving the gay bar?
"Man, I blew 50 bucks in there."
What would a tree do if a depressed kid tried to high five it?
I would leave them hanging.
Which one will fall from the tree first, the leaves or the emo?
The emo doesn't fall.
A Spanish magician is trying the disappearing trick. He counts "Uno, dos..." and leaves no trace.
I don't know, my friend did it.
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.