What's the difference between parents and depression? At least one of them leaves you.
What is the differences between a preschool and a pedophile's basement? Little kids leave preschool.
Leave a like down below if you think Stephen Hawking should stand for the National Anthem.
Maybe if I fall in love with my depression it'll leave me too-
Why didnt Logan Paul high five the asain man.....because he loves to leave asains hanging
my dad told me to do wht he did best so i left
I had a friend named Mari. Sadly she did drugs. So one day I go up to her and say “Mari-juana do this????” She later asked me to leave forever..... I don’t gnome why but... it CRACKed me up abit!!!
What is an orphan's excuse to leave a party?
"I'm gonna make like my parents and run.
Why did the alarm go off when the emo and his friends left the store when they checked everything out? The emo forgot to roll his sleeves up.
What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?
The father gets to leave, while the kid stays
When u see a kid yelling and u wanna leave :((((((((
What was Michael jackson's favorite word to say to parents and tabloid? Don't just leave me alone
I was taking my dog on a long walk when I heard a loud scream. I ran towards the sound. There I found Penaldo sinking in a pit of mud. I was trying to help him out when my dog said "Leave him, he's been in the mud for years". I walked away shocked but not surprised
I saw a kid crying so I asked them "where are your parents?" then she cried harder, so i left the orphanage
What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say as clients leave?
Thanks for coming!
You heard of spider man no way home. Now get ready for. Orphan: no way home.
What did the bison say to his son leaving for school? Bye son! Get it? Bye son Bison
My wife said if I rape her again she would leave me. Why didn't anyone tell me it was that easy?
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party? (Part 2) To leave everyone SPEECHLESS
Why does a leave fall faster than an Emo? The Emo hangs himself
