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The Riddle Exchange

Little Johnny and his teacher were telling each other jokes and riddles. His teacher asked, "Three birds were sitting on a wire, a hunter shot one. How many are left?" Little Johnny replied, "None, because the sound would scare the other two away." His teacher said, "No, but I like the way you think!"

Little Johnny replied, "Alright, now I have one for you. What goes in dry and hard and comes out soft and hard?" His teacher was shocked and said, "Little Johnny!" He replied, "It's gum! But I like the way you think!"

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Alright listen up, dummy. So basically, Little Johnny and his teacher are trading riddles. The teacher gives a riddle with a 'correct' answer, but Johnny gives a different answer and the teacher says they like his thinking. Then Johnny asks a riddle that sounds dirty, but the answer is just "gum". It's funny 'cause it's unexpected and makes the teacher think Johnny's being naughty!

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The teacher is then arrested for pedophilia charges after security footage is found of her having sex with Little Johnny.