What's the difference between a baby and a salad?
Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.
Baby Versus Salad Toss
Explanation
The joke plays on the similarity of the verb 'toss'. It's funny because while you can toss a salad without causing offense, the same action with a baby would be unacceptable and cause extreme anger.
Me
What's the difference between a baby and an apple?
You don't come on an apple before you eat it
nigga
this is the best one
TheGrammarNationalGaurd
@Me you spelled "come" wrong. It's supposed to be spelled cum
pooooooooooooooooooooooo
I do not get it
yes
what your going through
poopy
leave me alone
jaco lamar
person above me is black
bit
your black jaco lamar
jaco lamar
shut up
Gwen
LMAO SO HARD!
RandoOnTheInternet
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