Baby Versus Salad Toss

  • What's the difference between a baby and a salad?

    Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.

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  • Explanation

  • The joke plays on the similarity of the verb 'toss'. It's funny because while you can toss a salad without causing offense, the same action with a baby would be unacceptable and cause extreme anger.

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  • Comments (11)

  • What's the difference between a baby and an apple?

    You don't come on an apple before you eat it

    this is the best one

    what your going through

    leave me alone

    your black jaco lamar

    LMAO SO HARD!

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