Brown Dental Hazard

The joke plays on the listener's expectation of a food item when asked about something brown and bad for your teeth. Instead, it gives a non-food item, a baseball bat, which is obviously bad for your teeth, but not in the way one would expect.

• Baseball Bat
• Dental health
• Bad
• Baseball
• Bat
• Brown

• What's brown and hurts your teeth? A chocolate? No. A baseball bat in my hands.
• What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
• Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick :)
• What has teeth but doesn't use them to chew? The answer would be a comb or a piano, but technically, if you ripped someone's teeth out and hand them to them, they have teeth but can't chew with them.