How to you trick a catholic priest into using the glory hole at a adult bookstore? tell him it is a confessional booth
How do you get a one armed man out of a tree?
You wave at him.
How do you stop a baby from crawling around in a circle on the floor?
You nail its other hand to the floor.
I went trick or treating this year with friends. Good thing I dressed as a zombie ....... no one could tell that it was their blood
Why can’t you ever trick an aborted baby?
Because it wasn’t born yesterday 🤭
Did you hear about the magician who did magic with chocolate? I heard he had loads of Twix up his sleeve.
When I was teaching my dog tricks, a Chinese man came to me and asked why was I playing with my food.
The IRS hates when you don't have to pay your taxes with this one mind-blowing trick
Bend over and spell run
I heard a neat little trick you can use to have a public pool all to yourself. If you blow a whistle 3 times, everyone will just get out!
what is an orphans dads job a magician because he makes him self disappear.
There was a magician on board the Titanic and said that he could make anything disappear. Once the ship had gone down one of the passengers said to him. Go on, so what did you do with ship them?
What do call a magic owl
HOOdini
What do you call a dog that can do magic? A Labracadabrador
. How is sex like a game of bridge? If you have a great hand, you don’t need a partner.
tell an old person to pretend shaking salt in their mouth... you'll see
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?
Ian.
There was once a spanish magician, he said," Uno,, Dos..." and he dissapppeared without a tres
How do you keep a moron in suspense?......
Ill tell you tomorrow!
Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no-body to go with.
