The 80+ Best Trick Jokes

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."

The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves.

"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream parlor.

"Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"

The boy licked his cone and replied:

"Because the day I take the dollar the game is over!"

How to you trick a catholic priest into using the glory hole at a adult bookstore? tell him it is a confessional booth

A Mexican was doing a magic trick. He said, "uno, dos," then disappeared without a trace.

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I was working in a IPhone store in Norwich, when an man came! He said "Give me hat-trick or i will destroy your store!" I said "No" and he started to smash phones! I imidiatelly screamed "Important game" and he disappeared! Shame on you penaldo for ruining my store! 😡😡

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree?

You wave at him.

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in a circle on the floor?

You nail its other hand to the floor.

I went trick or treating this year with friends. Good thing I dressed as a zombie ....... no one could tell that it was their blood

Here’s a trick I learned to do on the calculator

Sally had 69 boobs (69) which was too too too many (69222) so she went to the the doctor on 51st street (6922251) and he said to take a certain pill 8 times a day (6922251 times 8), which left her (flip your calculator over)

Boobless

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Why can’t you ever trick an aborted baby?

Because it wasn’t born yesterday 🤭

Did you hear about the magician who did magic with chocolate? I heard he had loads of Twix up his sleeve.

When I was teaching my dog tricks, a Chinese man came to me and asked why was I playing with my food.

Last halloween i went dressed as a woman. When i rang the doorbell an elderly woman opened and i made grunting noise and knocked the bowl of candy out of her hands. She immediately called the police and told them excactly what happened. The officer pulled me aside and asked me a few questions. First he asked are your parents here and i said nothing. Concerned by my answer he then asked if i was ok so i said nothing. He asked me what my name and i responded, "Hellen Keller.

Where are you not allowed to go trick or treating as a ghost? Harlem, New York.

So a woman gives birth to a child and the doctor grabs it by the leg and holds it upside down and starts swinging it around the room and slamming it into the furniture. The mother tries to get up and starts screaming and crying, “Let my baby go you sick bastard!”, and the doctor looks at the mother and stops swinging the baby. He is holding it by the left leg and starts chuckling, “I’m just kidding, it was already dead.”