Trick Jokes

How to you trick a catholic priest into using the glory hole at a adult bookstore? tell him it is a confessional booth

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in a circle on the floor?

You nail its other hand to the floor.


I went trick or treating this year with friends. Good thing I dressed as a zombie ....... no one could tell that it was their blood


Did you hear about the magician who did magic with chocolate? I heard he had loads of Twix up his sleeve.

When I was teaching my dog tricks, a Chinese man came to me and asked why was I playing with my food.

I heard a neat little trick you can use to have a public pool all to yourself. If you blow a whistle 3 times, everyone will just get out!

There was a magician on board the Titanic and said that he could make anything disappear. Once the ship had gone down one of the passengers said to him. Go on, so what did you do with ship them?