Riddles
What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.
What do you call ten lesbians in a room together? Fingerhut.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet together? A liquor cabinet.
What do you call a room full of 50 lesbians and fifty congressmen? 100 people who don't do dick.
Why don't women wear miniskirts in the winter? 'Cause they would get chapped lips.
What do a cliff jumper and a gay man have in common? If the rubber breaks, they're in deep shit.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
But then why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
What do you call two natives in a ditch?
A sleepover.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What has two wings and an arrow?
A Chinese telephone. "Wing Wing Arrow!"
Q. What do you get when you cross a mentally disabled person with a pedophile? A. Jeffy Epstein.
What do you call a person with nobody and no nose?
What’s black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs in the evening?
A kitchen chair! Your momma sits in it for lunch, and your dad only manages to reattach one of the two legs that broke off by evening.
What falls from the tree first, the autistic retard or the apple?
The apple, because the rope caught the autistic retard.
What's the difference between a sheet and a baby?
One of them is really loud when you iron it.
What has 2 or 3 hands and is always right twice a day when it is broken?
A clock.
What gets long when you put it, slides into holes, and likes to squeeze between boobs?
A seatbelt.
What’s long and hard and full of semen?
A submarine.
What has four legs and one arm?
A Rottweiler in a children’s playground.
Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: The U.S. in 1919!
Which animal has the largest chest? A Z-bra.
What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?
Ginger! You racist fuc-
What is red and cries and spins around and around?
- A baby in a microwave.
A riddle: My enemy is the Joker, I'm black and I help to save Gotham City. Who am I?