Success jokes
Three good friends decided to meet in their favorite caffe.
The meetup was a successful one, because they all enjoyed themselves.
Will glass coffins be a success? -- Remains to be seen.
Quote Of The Day:
It's okay to struggle.
It's not okay to give up.
"Nancy be like I sucked my way to the top."
How does a well-educated graduate approach a delicate situation?
I don't know, how does a well-graduated education approach a what?
With a degree!
He was a head of his class... Mom always says, "Stay ahead!"
It's amazing how BLESSEDBRIAN manages to keep his head in the clouds while his FEET are FIRMLY PLANTED in mediocrity.
Roblox jokes be like: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I should create a game.
*Creates game* bruh my game got to thousand hundred 700,000 likes!
😄😄😄
Quote Of The Day: Where there is no struggle, there is no strength.
Love you guys, and hope today was amazing!
Peace out! <3
Once I took a test on waving signal flags.
They said I passed with flying colors.
They used to laugh when I said I wanted to be a comedian.
Well, they're not laughing now!
What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls? A roll model.
Who needs parents to be great?
If at first you don't succeed, blame it on the patriarchy.
My family is lucky I was born so smart. Every time my Dad is struggling at work, he always turns to me when he needs to get ahead.
You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in women’s sports as a man.
OMG guys, I finally did it. I made a head slicey boy. I have headless.
EXPERIMENT SUCCESSFUL 😱😱 Scientists have created an element named Pessomium 😳😳
Characteristics: - Highly reactive only in Bolivia and Panama 😡🤬 - Turns invisible when in Brazil or Uruguay 🥵🤧 - Finished 😹🤕 - 0 protons 0 electrons 0 goals 0 assists 7 debuts 🥶
"Slow and steady wins the race."
Listen, Man United might not thank me but get the contract out, put it on the table. Let him sign it, let him write whatever numbers he wants to put on there, given what he's done since he's come in. Ole's at the wheel, man. He's doing it. He's doing his thing. Man United are BACK.