Will glass coffins be a success? -- Remains to be seen.
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person?
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.
How did the orphan become famous? They said, "Go big or go home."
Things I would have missed if my attempt in 2018 worked...
My attempts in 2019,2020 and 2021!
What are you good at? Dying. Dammit, I fail at that too.
Teacher: People with Depression never get anywhere in life. Student 1: My mom has depression, but she died. Student 2: My sister has depression and she's going to Therapy. Student 3: My Dad Has depression, and he's Doing REALLY Well
What’s the key to a successful relationship?
Consent.
If at first it don't succeed try, try again.
How did the Shaggy defence become successful for JD Vance?
He was not banging on the sofa. Rather, he was banging the sofa!
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These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans .Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!
After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he’ll get Kanye Dressed on his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest.
if at first you don't succeed Maybe Russian Roulette isn't for you
Im not a failure. Suuuurrrre.
They say the first time doesn't work third times the charm ha not
Your career might be in the north but its going south :)
What record did Obama proved during his presidency No matter how far a brotha gets in life he’ll still be in government housing
Why am I so successful,?
When I was told to go big or go home, I only had one option..
I have no problem getting dates online. I’ve also had luck with almonds, cashews, and walnuts.
Michael proveed anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black bo grow up to be a rich white woman?
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