Restroom Nationalities

If you're American outside the restroom, what are you in the restroom?

European.

What are you on your way to the bathroom?

Russian.

Explanation

Experiment

Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, you chucklehead. You posted this so you must be the genius. This joke is playing on words, get it? It uses "you're a peein'" to sound like "European" and "you are rushin'" for "Russian." See? It is not rocket science. It's kinda like, how your brain is always in a state of being "out to lunch."