Why is a elephent big,grey, and hairy?
When is a door not a door?
My joke is about archer riddles sex life wait sorry there is none.
Thanks for reading Archer’s love life story.
Where is the most dangerous place for a human being to be? In the womb of a woman who wants to abort her unborn baby. 😢
What does CNN stand for? The Counterfeit News Network.
Alright, riddle me this: I am loud and obnoxious, I like music that rhymes. I'm a fraction of the population, but commit half the crimes! What am I?
Riddles not jokes
What has 4 legs but cannot walk?
What has bark but no bite?
There's a one-story house in which everything is orange. Orange walls, orange doors, orange furniture. What color are the stairs?
What has holes but can carry water?
What is in front of you, but cannot be seen?
What is something you have inside you that is pink, but cannot be seen?
What can you catch but not throw?
and last one
What can rule, but not command?
Tell meh the answers in the comments
like 90% of this was from this link: https://parade.com/947956/parade/riddles/
1 more thing: DoN"t google it or search it up, use ur brain to answer these.
make sense of what I am saying, This is a LIE- and that's the TRUTH.
what am I? answer: a Riddle.
Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the worlds hardest riddle! Good luck 😝- “I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities.”
A little riddle ... Trump has it short, Kennedy has it long, the Pope has it but he doesn't use it, what is it? *time passes ... Obviously the Surname, what are you thinking about you pervert?
Riddle me this batman, Whats long round and has cum in the middle Batman: A dick Riddler: NO NO NOOOO iT'S A cuCUMber
*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?
Riddle me this. Riddle me that. Why did my parents never come back
Riddle: i can fill a room, others can have me,but i cant be shared. what am i? Answer: Loneliness.
A riddle: My enemy is the Joker, I'm black and I help to save Gotham City. Who I'm?
Riddler: riddle me this are you scared of the big black
person: Big black what
Riddler: ...
person: I'm scared of what you mean because you wont tell me what you mean
Archer riddle has less atoms in his brain then he does in his dick and his dick is a 1/4 of a millimetre
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy)
Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle)
Q: David's father had three
One reason I like to tell riddles is because they help with critical thinking skills.
Do you think you can solve a riddle about my penis because I do t think you can ... It's too hard
