Riddles
What is white and fluffy? A peelo.
Riddle: I can fill a room, others can have me, but I can't be shared. What am I?
Answer: Loneliness.
What is wet going up and wet going down but doesn't move?
A mountain!
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What starts with S and ends with S? STUPID HOMEWORK NEVER ENDS.
What starts with C and ends with K? Children do not cook.
What did you think I was going to say? How bold of you to assume.
What’s the difference between an orphan and cotton? One gets picked.
What starts with a P and ends in S? (hint: men have it and women want it). Pockets.
One knight, a king, and a queen went fishing. They each caught one fish, so how did three fish end up in the bucket?
One "knight"!!!
What do u call a lesbian dinosaur?
I like alottopuss.
What part of a computer system does an orphan not have?
A motherboard.
What goes in dry and comes out wet and has white stuff at the end?
There was a doctor's room filled with 20 women, 4 kids, 15 men, and 1 dog. However, there were forty foreheads. How is this possible?
(They will think 44 heads, not 40 foreheads.)
Because there are 40 foreheads, not 44 heads.
What did 50 do when he was hungry?
58.
A collection of 911 jokes.
What kinda pizza did they order at 911?
Plane.
What was the color of 911?
Plane.
What is the fastest way to see 911?
Plane.
What do you call two natives in a ditch?
A sleepover.
What is the difference between a baby and a canoe?
I would never put a canoe in my garage.
What do you call a deer that has no eye? No-eye deer!
What is purple, small, and rinsed off in a drainer?
A bunch of grapes! 🍇
What do you call a magic car?
A human.
What is the name of the bear capital?
Koala Lumpur.
What is the tallest building in the entire world? The library, because it has so many stories.