Riddles
What's the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal? One's a busy ditch.
Three copycats on a boat, one jumps off. How many are left? Zero, because they're copycats!
What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?
Someone: Ugly?
Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.
I have something on my lip and I think I’m taller than you.
"Who am I?"
Why are orphans not boomerangs? Because they never come back.
Q. What do you get when you cross a mentally disabled person with a pedophile? A. Jeffy Epstein.
When is a door not a door?
What can you not ride with two wheelchairs? A burger 🍔 one wheelchair.
What’s the difference between a bleeding child and a bleeding chimpanzee?
They're both crazy and now dead.
What makes it cold in a room? Air conditioning.
What is red and cries and spins around and around?
- A baby in a microwave.
What's long, black, and sticky?
A stick.
When is a door not a door? When it's ajar.
If dust mites are found in dust, bedbugs are found in beds, where are cockroaches found in?
How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? All of them if you keep reloading.
Why can't people in wheelchairs be gay? Cuz you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
Do you think you can solve a riddle about my penis because I don't think you can...
It's too hard.
What is an animal that kids get for Christmas and can easily give to someone else?
A white elephant.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Say your joke in the comments.
Who's the Roblox YouTuber that always sees Among Us and says "stupid"?