How do you cut ancient Rome in half?
With a pair of Caesars.
Cutting Rome
Explanation
This is a pun using "Caesars" which sounds like "scissors." It plays on the name of Roman emperors to create a humorous answer to the question about cutting Rome in half.
Comments (5)
A ancient Romen
Actually it was Constantine
TheApocalyptics
@A Ancient Romen But that wouldn't be as funny. Logical? Yes. Funny? No.
I LIKE HIS JOKE
"TheApocalyptics", don't act like you can do better jokes than that cos trust me the moment you do there will be an Apocalyps
Anonymous
Whats the best tool to cut pizza with? Little Caesars.
Kanandran
there were TWO!!!!!!