What's brown and rather bad for your dental health? -A baseball bat
A blind man walks into a woman’s bar and asks the person next to him if she would like to hear a blonde joke. The woman says before you tell your joke you should know the bartender is blonde and has a shotgun, the bouncer is blonde and has a baseball bat, the two playing music are blonde and have pistols, do you still want to tell that joke cowboy. He thought for a second and said not if I have to explain it five times.
What's brown and hurts your teeth?
A chocolate?
No. A baseball bat in my hands.
Little Johnny brought a baseball bat to school. The teacher asked why he had one. He said “I need it to beat up the principal” when the principal found out what Little Johnny had said, well let’s just say Little Johnny didn’t need no baseball bat to kill him.
your a copycat from ballarat you smell like a rat, you wear a hat and you are shaped like a baseball bat.
song by john rizk
