Baseball Bat jokes
You're a copycat from Ballarat You smell like a rat, you wear a hat and you are shaped like a baseball bat.
Song by John Rizk
A blind man walks into a woman's bar and asks the person next to him if she would like to hear a blonde joke. The woman says, "Before you tell your joke, you should know the bartender is blonde and has a shotgun, the bouncer is blonde and has a baseball bat, the two playing music are blonde and have pistols. Do you still want to tell that joke, cowboy?" He thought for a second and said, "Not if I have to explain it five times."
Little Johnny brought a baseball bat to school.
The teacher asked why he had one. He said, "I need it to beat up the principal!"
When the principal found out what Little Johnny had said, well, let’s just say Little Johnny didn’t need no baseball bat to kill him.
Explain bear show yourself AND STOP RUINING MY ANTI TRUMP MEMES AND JOKES A IM COPING AND C THIS IS FOR JOKES AND MEMES also you are the Simpletin
What's brown and hurts your teeth?
A chocolate?
No. A baseball bat in my hands.
What animal do you always find at a baseball game? A bat.
What does an Irish bowler put in his hands to guarantee a wicket next ball?
A bat.
I bet China can be the best baseball team. They took out the entire world with just a bat.
I hit a ball with a bat, it was called animal abuse.
What animal is good at baseball?
A bat!
What's brown and rather bad for your dental health?
- A baseball bat.
