Q: What does a fat chick and a pile of bricks have in common? A: One day both will get laid by a Mexican.
Great Britan
Q: Why couldn't the Queer wist eating his hot dog? A: Because it tasted like shit.
Q: Why did the Queer get fired from the sperm bank? A: He got caught drinking on the job.
Yo mama is so fat, she sat on a quarter and popped a booger out of George Washington's nose.
Q: Where do you find a quadriplegic? A: Right where you left em.
Q: What was the name of Michael Jackson's last book? A: The ins and outs of child rearing.
Q: What did the Ice berg say to the Titanic? A: I'd hit that.