What does a cannibal call a pregnant person?
A kinder surprise
what do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter what you call it. It ain't coming.
What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of children
Whats starts with M and end with arriage?
Miscarriage Now we all know that joke never gets old, and you know what?
Neither does the child
What's long, black and full of seamen? A submarine
What's the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief?
The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, "Sign here please."
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope...
What do you take care of after a car crash? The witnesses
How do you embarrass an archeologist? You give him a tampon and ask what period it’s from
Why are priests called father? because its too suspicious to call them daddy.
If you had 10 chicken nuggets and Jimmy tried to steal one, what would you have?
10 chicken nuggets and a dead Jimmy.
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog
Why is a elephent big,grey, and hairy?
What does CNN stand for? The Counterfeit News Network.
If you're American outside the restroom, what are you in the restroom?
European.
What are you on your way to the bathroom?
Russian
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person?
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.
What's the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it Leaves and never comes back
