Whats starts with M and end with arriage?

Miscarriage Now we all know that joke never gets old, and you know what?

Neither does the child

What do you call a orphans family reunion?

Me time

If you had 10 chicken nuggets and Jimmy tried to steal one, what would you have?

10 chicken nuggets and a dead Jimmy.

What do you take care of after a car crash? The witnesses

Why are priests called father? because its too suspicious to call them daddy.

What does a cannibal call a pregnant person?

A kinder surprise

What’s yellow and can’t swim? A bus full of children

what do you call a dog with no legs?

It don’t matter what you call it. It ain’t coming.

What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person?

If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.

How do you embarrass an archeologist? You give him a tampon and ask what period it’s from

How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?

You cut the rope…

How did the orphan become famous ? They said “Go Big or Go Home”

What show does an orphan hate?

Family Guy.

What pool never runs dry? The one on the Titanic.

• What’s the hardest line to draw in a hospital? * …
• A FLATLINE!

What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief?

The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”

What is the most expensive haircut? Chemotherapy

What do you call a singing laptop? – A Dell.

What’s black, white, and red? A nun that fell down a 100 flight of stairs. What’s black, white, and laughing? The nun that pushed her!

What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts