Riddles

Riddles

Miscarriage

What starts with M and ends with arriage?

Miscarriage. Now we all know that joke never gets old, and you know what?

Neither does the child.

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  • Dog

    What do you call a dog with no legs?

    It don't matter what you call it. It ain't coming.

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  • Thief

    What's the difference between an amateur thief and a professional thief?

    The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, "Sign here please."

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  • Jimmy

    If you had 10 chicken nuggets and Jimmy tried to steal one, what would you have?

    10 chicken nuggets and a dead Jimmy.

    Priest

    Why are priests called father? Because it's too suspicious to call them daddy.

    Depression

    What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person?

    If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.

    Line

    What's the hardest line to draw in a hospital?

    ... A FLATLINE!

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  • Nun

    What’s black, white, and red? A nun that fell down a 100 flight of stairs.

    What’s black, white, and laughing? The nun that pushed her!

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