Iceberg's Pick-Up Line

This is a dark joke that uses the word 'hit' in a double meaning. It plays on the historical tragedy of the Titanic sinking after hitting an iceberg. The punchline implies that the iceberg wanted to hit the ship.

• Titanic
• Iceberg
• Ice
• Riddles
• Ocean
• Disaster

• I smell ice a mile. Titanic, I want to iceberg.
• What did the iceberg say to the Titanic? "Go fuck yourself... at the bottom of the sea."
• What did the iceberg say to the firefighter? "Come close and I’ll knock you out cold!"
• I asked the Titanic an icebreaker question. It couldn't answer.