Reproduction

Reproduction jokes

Loop

  • If you wait for a woman to get 9 months pregnant and kill her, you will never be able to stop the loop.

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  • Masturbation

  • My son caught me masturbating the other day and was like, "Dad, what are you doing?" I said, "Don't worry, you'll be doing it soon." He said, "Why is that?" I told him, "My arm is getting tired."

    Egg

  • What is the difference between an egg and a wank? You can beat an egg, but you can't beat your...

    Pregnancy

  • So you decide one day to ask your son if he wants to f**k, do you do it for 3 hours, then you realize how will I explain another pregnancy to my sterile husband?