Reproduction jokes
Kids in the backseat make accidents, and accidents in the back seat make kids.
Why did the beans fuck the mum to make bouncing beans?
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Eggs don’t cum.
What did Sophie Brussaux's baby get every week?
A face full of sperm.
If you wait for a woman to get 9 months pregnant and kill her, you will never be able to stop the loop.
What's dumb?
The Fetus Deletus joke!
Fucking hate that joke....
Why do cows have babies?
They moo-ved together.
Are you a printer? Because you turn my soft copy into a hard copy. Dark..Humor :)
My son caught me masturbating the other day and was like, "Dad, what are you doing?" I said, "Don't worry, you'll be doing it soon." He said, "Why is that?" I told him, "My arm is getting tired."
What is the difference between an egg and a wank? You can beat an egg, but you can't beat your...
Why do orphans enjoy orgasms?
What's the difference between eggs and you? Eggs get laid, you don't.
Every good joke has its delivery, except abortion jokes, because they have none.
I love you, Explain Bear. Please bear my children.
What came first: the chicken or the egg?
Doesn't matter, in the future, they'll come together.
Why can’t Santa have kids?
He only cums once a year.
A genealogist looks at the family tree.
A gynecologist looks up the family bush.
So you decide one day to ask your son if he wants to f**k, do you do it for 3 hours, then you realize how will I explain another pregnancy to my sterile husband?
Child abortion is like tax evasion: the more you lose, the less problems you have.
Q: How do you deliver an autistic baby?
A: A clothes hanger.