Reproduction jokes
Jack and Jill went up a hill to do it in the water.
Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.
Mamma mia abortion clinic!
Your loss is our sauce.
Took my receipt to the sperm bank so I can get this comeback.
What camel has 3 humps?
...A pregnant one.
What did one sperm say to the other while swimming side by side?
One turns to the other and asks, "How much further to the fallopian tubes?"
The other says, "I’m not sure, we just passed the esophagus."
I used to be a baker, but I decided to quit my job and stick my dough inside WOMEN’S bakeries.
I love you, Explain Bear. Please bear my children.
Hondo's dad and mum went up the hill to do it in the water.
Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a Hondo.
Your sister is your mother.
Your father is your brother.
You all shag one another.
The Inbred family.
What did Sophie Brussaux's baby get every week?
A face full of sperm.
Why did the beans fuck the mum to make bouncing beans?
What do sperm say while just in?
"We need to go deeper."
1+1=3, just add 9 months.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high and grabbed Jill's thigh and said, "I know you wanna!"
Jill said yes, lifted up her dress, and then they had some fun,
But stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.
My son caught me masturbating the other day and was like, "Dad, what are you doing?" I said, "Don't worry, you'll be doing it soon." He said, "Why is that?" I told him, "My arm is getting tired."
A genealogist looks at the family tree.
A gynecologist looks up the family bush.
My girlfriend is growing watermelons, not in the ground though (we had fun that night)!
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some mairawanah.
Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "I know you wanna," but dumb-ass Jill forgot her pills, and now they have 12 kids.
Girl: What is abortion?
Man: Ask your brother.
Girl: But I don't have a brother!
Man: Exactly!
Are you a printer? Because you turn my soft copy into a hard copy. Dark..Humor :)