Reproduction jokes
What does a burnt pizza, cold beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?
Someone didn’t pull it out in time.
What’s the difference between a baby and a sandwich?
You don’t have sex with a sandwich before you eat it.
Kids in the backseat make accidents, and accidents in the back seat make kids.
My sister asked me, "Brother, how do babies come into the world?" Then my mom said, "Be quiet and fuck your brother, darling."
Is that the answer?
What is an unborn baby's Olympic sport?
Dodge the coat hanger!
What's the difference between eggs and you? Eggs get laid, you don't.
What do five dicks sticking out of glory holes and five udders both have in common? They are ready for milking.
What came first: the chicken or the egg?
Doesn't matter, in the future, they'll come together.
What do you call a hippo that lays eggs? A eggoppotimos.
What's another name for cumming inside a woman? Loading the dishwasher.
What do you call a too round egg?
A prEGGnant egg.
A farmer artificially impregnated a cow. The cow said to another cow, "It's a miracle, I'm pregnant." The other cow said, "That's impossible, it's only us cows in the field, you must be joking." The first cow said, "Nope, I'm serious... no bull!"
Why did the sperm cross the road?
To fuck the chicken.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because he put the wrong sock was put on.
Hehe.
Where can you donate an aborted fetus?
Your local pizzeria.
Mary had a great big ram, his fleece was white as snow, when on hands and knees our Mary went, his wad was sure to blow.
Month by month her belly grew, increasing in its girth, and when five months had flown by, our Mary did give birth.
And Mary had a little lamb, a little lamb, a little lamb...
What bees make milk?
Boob bees.
Q: How do you deliver an autistic baby?
A: A clothes hanger.
What [is] another name for an abortion?
Canceling your delivery.
I was gonna tell a baby joke, but I had to abort.