Reproduction jokes
What do five dicks sticking out of glory holes and five udders both have in common? They are ready for milking.
When a pregnant lady gives birth, it looks like she is having an erection.
Kids in the backseat make accidents, and accidents in the back seat make kids.
What song is sung when conceiving?
"Let's Get Physical, Physical!"
What is an unborn baby's Olympic sport?
Dodge the coat hanger.
NIGGAAA
A young boy asked his Dad, "Was it true that we come from a Stork?"
Dad said, "It is, Son."
Son says, "Who fucks a Stork?"
My superpower is that I can create life.
What's the difference between eggs and you? Eggs get laid, you don't.
Why do cannibals love sex? They can make their own food.
What’s the difference between a baby and a sandwich?
You don’t have sex with a sandwich before you eat it.
This is Riley abortion clinic. Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
What does a burnt pizza, cold beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?
Someone didn’t pull it out in time.
Q: What's the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic? A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
Abortion isn't murder.
It's backspacing a typo.
Mamma mia abortion clinic!
Your loss is our sauce.
Took my receipt to the sperm bank so I can get this comeback.
Adam and Eve had 3 male children, the only children on Earth. How did they reproduce?
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Eggs don’t cum.
Why do cows have babies?
They moo-ved together.
If you wait for a woman to get 9 months pregnant and kill her, you will never be able to stop the loop.