Kids in the backseat make accidents, and accidents in the back seat make kids.
Any joke can be funny with the right delivery. Except abortion jokes, because there is no delivery.
What do five dicks sticking out of glory holes and five udders both have in common? They are ready for milking.
Q: Do you know why people don't like abortion jokes?
A: Because they leave people with a feeling of emptiness inside.
Why are vaginas and the Mariana Trench similar? Lots of seamen go missing there.
Why doesn't Barbie ever get pregnant? Because Ken comes in a different box!
Welcome to the abortion clinic. You make 'em, we scrape 'em. No fetus can beat us.
As a little boy, I walked in on my parents having intercourse one night, and of course, my parents stopped and sent me back to bed.
The next day my dad tells me, "Don't worry son, I wasn't hurting mommy, we were just trying to make you a little sister."
So, when I was young I always wanted a pet. I then looked at my father and asked, "Could you do mommy doggy style next time? I want a puppy."
Sex is like math.
You add a bed.
Subtract the clothes.
Divide the legs.
And pray you don’t multiply.
All jokes are funny with the correct delivery. Except for abortion jokes, there is no delivery.
What did the receptionist at the sperm bank say when you were leaving? "Thanks for coming!" 😉😉
Why can you never hear bunnies having sex? Because they have cotton balls.
Why couldn’t the dwarf husband make his wife pregnant?
Because of his short cummings.
Sex is like math.
Subtract the clothes, add the bed, divide the legs, and pray to God there is no multiplying.
If abortion is murder, is jerking off genocide?
Abortion is a really touchy subject for me. On one hand, there's dead babies! But on the other hand, women get a choice.
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
It might take a while for me to get hard because I just got laid last night.
If a man kills a kid, it's called Murder.
If a woman kills a kid, it's called Reproductive Rights.
Hi, welcome to David’s sperm bank. You jack it, we pack it. How may I help you?
Why are dogs born with balls?
They were having their stick moment when got given birth too
