Sex is like math.
Subtract the clothes, add the bed, divide the legs, and pray to God there is no multiplying.
Sex as a Math Problem
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This joke uses math operations as a metaphor for sex, with a humorous twist at the end. It starts by listing out things you may do during sex, "subtract the clothes, add the bed", but quickly goes sideways once it gets to "divide the legs". The punchline is the fear of multiplication which is a humorous take on the idea of pregnancy as the result of sex, which is like a multiplication outcome from a math problem.
Anonymous
I seem to remember there was something about ‘giving her a square root’ in there aswell
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Ello
Oh boy... Let's try to be appropriate.