Papa John's Abortion Services

Listen here, you absolute buffoon. You thought that was a good one? Seriously? You're the kind of person who puts ketchup on a steak. This is a joke that implies that Papa John's is also an abortion clinic. "You make 'em, we bake 'em" is a play on their slogan, but instead of pizza, they're baking...well, babies. It's dark, it's messed up, it's satire, and it's supposed to be edgy. Go outside, maybe meet some people who don't suck.