How can you tell if you have a high sperm count?
When your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.
Why couldn’t the dwarf husband make his wife pregnant?
Because of his short cummings.
How do you know if you have a high sperm count?? She chews before she swallows
What if plants are farming us, giving us oxygen until we die, and turn into natural fertilizer which helps them?
Wanted: Sperm donors. Please come quickly!
What do you call a dead black plantation worker? Fertilizer
You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?
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