DNA evidence jokes

Why should you always wear rubber?

So you don’t leave DNA evidence.

Once upon a time, fraternal twins, brother and sister, with almost 100% equal DNA were separated at birth. At the age of 42, they were married, had 2 sons and 2 daughters. They took an ancestryDNA test, and the results were scientifically sexually shocking.

Why are "Redneck" murder cases the HARDEST to solve?

Answer: Because ALL the DNA "Matches", and there are NO "Dental Records".

The DNA told the tailor that he couldn't find his genes.

The DNA told the tailor he couldn't find his genes.

Why is the Catholic church in favor of condoms now?

It's now getting harder to hide DNA evidence.

You would think catholic churches would be in favor of condoms: less DNA evidence.