DNA evidence jokes

Why is the Catholic church in favor of condoms now?

It's now getting harder to hide DNA evidence.

You would think catholic churches would be in favor of condoms: less DNA evidence.

Why should you always wear rubber?

So you don’t leave DNA evidence.

when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder.

As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers.

If you push someone that's bullying, if you kill someone that's murder, if there is no evidence it's nothing.

I won't ever forget my dad's last words: "OH GOD THE POLICE!!!"

What do you say after committing incest?

No Chromo!