DNA evidence jokes

Why is the Catholic church in favor of condoms now?

It's now getting harder to hide DNA evidence.

You would think catholic churches would be in favor of condoms: less DNA evidence.

Why should you always wear rubber?

So you don’t leave DNA evidence.

If you push someone that's bullying, if you kill someone that's murder, if there is no evidence it's nothing.

when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder.

I hate these double standards.

If you burn a body at a crematorium you're "doing a good job". If you do it at home you're "destroying evidence".

Three citizens were going through an exam to become agents of the FBI. Their instructor handed the first guy a gun in a room with his wife and said he had to shoot her. He walked out in shame and said he couldn't do it. The second guy had the same scenario. He put the gun up, but couldn't pull the trigger, so he walked out in shame. The third guy was put in the same scenario. He walked out and told the instructor, "The gun wasn't loaded, I had to strangle the bitch."

"Oh daddy," the kid said. "I love you so much!"

"Hey," the man responded. "Until we get the DNA test results, I'm just Harry to you!"