DNA evidence jokes

Why is the Catholic church in favor of condoms now?

It's now getting harder to hide DNA evidence.

You would think catholic churches would be in favor of condoms: less DNA evidence.

Why should you always wear rubber?

So you don’t leave DNA evidence.

I hate these double standards.

If you burn a body at a crematorium you're "doing a good job". If you do it at home you're "destroying evidence".

A man gets kicked out of police camp after writing "Who's that Pokémon?" next to all of the chalk outlines.

I've been looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer for the past two years.

But no one would do it.

when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder.

As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers.