DNA evidence jokes
Why should you always wear rubber?
So you don’t leave DNA evidence.
You would think catholic churches would be in favor of condoms: less DNA evidence.
Why is the Catholic church in favor of condoms now?
It's now getting harder to hide DNA evidence.
Once upon a time, fraternal twins, brother and sister, with almost 100% equal DNA were separated at birth. At the age of 42, they were married, had 2 sons and 2 daughters. They took an ancestryDNA test, and the results were scientifically sexually shocking.
An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures, the results come back:
"UNKNOWN"
The DNA told the tailor that he couldn't find his genes.
The DNA told the tailor he couldn't find his genes.
The retards take the ancestry tests at 24andMe.com.