DNA evidence jokes

Why is the Catholic church in favor of condoms now?

It's now getting harder to hide DNA evidence.

You would think catholic churches would be in favor of condoms: less DNA evidence.

Why should you always wear rubber?

So you don’t leave DNA evidence.

Why can't you solve a murder in Alabama?

All the DNA is identical and there are no dental records.

If you push someone that's bullying, if you kill someone that's murder, if there is no evidence it's nothing.

I hate these double standards.

If you burn a body at a crematorium you're "doing a good job". If you do it at home you're "destroying evidence".

"Oh daddy," the kid said. "I love you so much!"

"Hey," the man responded. "Until we get the DNA test results, I'm just Harry to you!"

As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers.