Reproduction jokes
"Abortion jokes are like the babies; they never get old."
I used to be a baker, but I decided to quit my job and stick my dough inside WOMEN’S bakeries.
Jack and Jill went up a hill to do it in the water.
Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.
What camel has 3 humps?
...A pregnant one.
What do cannibals call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Surprise.
What's another name for cumming inside a woman? Loading the dishwasher.
What did one sperm say to the other while swimming side by side?
One turns to the other and asks, "How much further to the fallopian tubes?"
The other says, "I’m not sure, we just passed the esophagus."
What do sperm say while just in?
"We need to go deeper."
Your sister is your mother.
Your father is your brother.
You all shag one another.
The Inbred family.
What do you call a hippo that lays eggs? A eggoppotimos.
Best way of abortion?
Beyblade abortion.
LET IT R.I.P.
What’s the best part of having sex with a pregnant woman?
You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.
What do a 14 year old and the fetus inside her both think?
"Man, my mom's going to kill me!"
What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.
What's something similar between a clogged pipe and a pregnant woman?
You fix both with a coat hanger.
What do cannibals think when they see a pregnant woman?
"Kinder Egg surprise."
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high and grabbed Jill's thigh and said, "I know you wanna!"
Jill said yes, lifted up her dress, and then they had some fun,
But stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.
I have more cum in one testicle than you have in your whole penis.
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some mairawanah.
Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "I know you wanna," but dumb-ass Jill forgot her pills, and now they have 12 kids.
My girlfriend is growing watermelons, not in the ground though (we had fun that night)!