Why do people hate abortion jokes?
It leaves you with an empty feeling inside.
My wife and I just decided we don't want to have children.
So if anyone wants them, our contact information is below.
Hi, welcome to David’s sperm bank. You jack it, we pack it. How may I help you?
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abortion.
If a man kills a kid, it's called Murder.
If a woman kills a kid, it's called Reproductive Rights.
Jokers are all about the delivery.
Except abortion jokes...
Why is it everyone wants to rub a pregnant woman's stomach but never the man's balls where the baby actually came from and the real ones that deserve the congratulations?
What's 12 inches long, red, and when I force feed it to my wife, she cries?
Her miscarriage.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to do it in the water.
Jack slipped, and the condom ripped; now they have a daughter.
What’s the difference between a mother and a fetus at an abortion office?
Only one of them is scared.
If you humped a whale, it would humpback.
I don't get why people don't like my abortion jokes. Do they have a stick up their ass? Wait, that's the other hole.
How do you know if you have a high sperm count?
She chews before she swallows.
If two eagles make a baby and two sparrows make a baby, what makes no baby?
Two swallows.
I was going to tell a joke about babies, but I decided to abort.
Why can’t Helen Keller have kids?
Answer: She’s dead.
What's the name of a cannibal's favorite all-you-can-eat buffet? Planned Parenthood!
What's the difference between an abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+Delete.
A genealogist looks at the family tree.
A gynecologist looks up the family bush.
A guy and his girl just finished making love.
Just as they lay next to each other, the girl asks, "Have you thought about any baby names?"
The guy then takes his condom off and ties it, and says, "Well, probably David Copperfield, if he gets out of this!"
