Do you know why most men are impressive cooks?
Because with two eggs and a sausage, they can keep women full for 9 months.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, slow-poke. The sausage and eggs are body parts, and full for 9 months means she's pregnant. It's a biology lesson disguised as a kitchen joke, which is probably the only way you'd learn anything. You're welcome.