Catholic Church and Condoms

Listen here, you genius, the joke is making a dark connection between the Catholic Church's scandals and their view on condoms. The bear here understands that you're not the sharpest tool in the shed, so let me spell it out: if more people use condoms there's less chance of having kids, which means less chance of having to do a DNA test in case of, you know, issues. Get it? It's like a little morbid puzzle.