Reproduction

Reproduction Jokes

Pregnancy

What does a burnt pizza, cold beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

Someone didn’t pull it out in time.

Pregnancy

How do you get a slag from Dundee pregnant?

Spunk in the gutter and let the flies do the work...

Abortion

I should probably stop making abortion jokes.

After all, the aborted babies aren't laughing.

Mama

Yo mama so slutty the abortion clinic gave her a loyalty card and coupon for 20% off her next abortion.

Sex

What’s the best part of having sex with a pregnant woman?

You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.

Slave

What does a pregnant slave and a payless sale have in common?

Buy one, get one free.

Miscarriage

What’s 9 inches long and makes my girlfriend scream?

One inch and put it in her. Her miscarriage.

Abortion

Why do people hate abortion jokes?

It leaves you with an empty feeling inside.

Masturbation

My son caught me masturbating the other day and was like, "Dad, what are you doing?" I said, "Don't worry, you'll be doing it soon." He said, "Why is that?" I told him, "My arm is getting tired."

Slave

What does a pregnant slave and a "pay less" sale have in common?

Buy one, get one free.

Baker

I used to be a baker, but I decided to quit my job and stick my dough inside WOMEN’S bakeries.

Scientist

Scientists have proven that there are two things in the air that have been known to cause women to get pregnant: their legs.

Abortion

Q. What do you say when your friend has an abortion?

A. May your baby rest in pieces.

Abortion

What's the most embarrassing thing about locking your keys in the car outside a pregnancy care center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger.