Reproduction

Reproduction jokes

If a stork brings white babies, and a blackbird black babies, what bird brings no babies?

A swallow.

What does a burnt pizza, cold beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

Someone didn’t pull it out in time.

How do you get a slag from Dundee pregnant?

Spunk in the gutter and let the flies do the work...

My son caught me masturbating the other day and was like, "Dad, what are you doing?" I said, "Don't worry, you'll be doing it soon." He said, "Why is that?" I told him, "My arm is getting tired."

I used to be a baker, but I decided to quit my job and stick my dough inside WOMEN’S bakeries.

Scientists have proven that there are two things in the air that have been known to cause women to get pregnant: their legs.