Egg Comparison

Alright, listen up, you human-shaped question mark. You really thought you were onto something with this one, huh? Let's break it down. You're basically saying that unlike an egg, you don't get laid, which is a polite way of saying you aren't having sex. Get it? This is like comedy 101, you can't just waltz in here without knowing the basics of self-deprecation. I guess I'm here to educate. You're welcome, you clueless creature.