Reproduction jokes
Why did the goat have an abortion?
Because she already had too many kids!
Girl: What is abortion?
Man: Ask your brother.
Girl: But I don't have a brother!
Man: Exactly!
Official orgasm donor.
What do you call a three-humped camel? Pregnant.
What is an unborn baby's Olympic sport?
Dodge the coat hanger!
Jack and Rose went on a cruise to do it in the water.
Jack seldom wore a condom, and now they have a daughter.
What's a word that starts with "m" and ends in "airage" and all men like it?
Miscarriage. The joke never gets old just like the baby.
Your gene pool is more like a gene puddle.
Mary had a great big ram, his fleece was white as snow, when on hands and knees our Mary went, his wad was sure to blow.
Month by month her belly grew, increasing in its girth, and when five months had flown by, our Mary did give birth.
And Mary had a little lamb, a little lamb, a little lamb...
What’s another name for nutting in a woman?
Loading the dishwasher.
Did you hear about the unborn fetus? Oh wait, never mind, it must have been aborted from the sight.
Yo mama so slutty the abortion clinic gave her a loyalty card and coupon for 20% off her next abortion.
Man, abortion jokes just don't get old, do they?
In fact, they don't age at all.
Why are dogs born with balls?
They were having their stick moment when they got given birth, too.
How are shark eggs and your mom the same? They're both the biggest thing ever laid.
If Batman is half bat and half human, how was he made?
"He wasn't because you can't f*ck a bat."
Why can’t Helen Keller have kids?
Answer: She’s dead.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
To fuck the chicken.
What's the best part of not wearing a condom when I'm with my girlfriend? My mom went through menopause.
Hey, you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? 'Cause you really know how to raise a cock!