Reproduction jokes
GF: Laying down.
BF: GROANING
GF: Are you good at aiming and shooting?
BF: Yeah, why?
GF: Shoot that did in there.
BF: Mmmhuugh
What's the difference between my dad cumming and cancer?
Nothing, they both stain.
Wanted: Sperm donors. Please come quickly!
What do a 14 year old and the fetus inside her both think?
"Man, my mom's going to kill me!"
Why can’t Santa have kids?
He only cums once a year.
Do you know why most men are impressive cooks?
Because with two eggs and a sausage, they can keep women full for 9 months.
What's dumb?
The Fetus Deletus joke!
Fucking hate that joke....
If abortion is murder, is jerking off genocide?
Q: What type of mother gives their daughter sperm? A: A furry mother.
What do cannibals call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Surprise.
Q: How did Burger King get Dairy Quinn pregnant?
A: He forgot to wrap his whopper 🍆🍔.
A woman prayed to be a mother everyday for many years until she crossed a road without looking and got hit by a woman driver and died.
When she met God, she asked Him, "How come you didn't answer my prayers?"
God replied, "I did. I kept sending men to rape you, but you kept on choosing to destroy my creations by having an abortion."
Do you know how babies are made? The boy puts his penis in the girl's butt and goes up and down for ten minutes. Then the girl takes a pregnancy test, and if it says no, then you keep doing it until she is pregnant.
The boy will lick the girl down there, and she will put his penis in her mouth and suck it. Then he will spit on his hand and rub it on her boobs and lick/suck them.
What does a pregnant slave and a payless sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
When a woman is something weeks or months pregnant and her stomach has a visible bump, everyone rubs her tummy, but no one tickles the husband's balls and says, "Good job, buddy!"
I don't like condoms, but I like gay pregnant X.
I thought it would be fun to become a shooter. It became less fun when I realized that "shooting a woman up" also included a condom.
What's 12 inches long, red, and when I force feed it to my wife, she cries?
Her miscarriage.
What's something similar between a clogged pipe and a pregnant woman?
You fix both with a coat hanger.
What do you call a three-humped camel?
Pregnant.