What [is] another name for an abortion?
Canceling your delivery.
What’s the best part of having sex with a pregnant woman?
You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.
I used to be a baker, but I decided to quit my job and stick my dough inside WOMEN’S bakeries.
What did one male whale say to the other male whale?
"She's gonna blow!"
I love you, Explain Bear. Please bear my children.
Why did the two balls cross the road?
To get to the penis!
Sorry, too rude?
I have more cum in one testicle than you have in your whole penis.
Just cum.
What's something similar between a clogged pipe and a pregnant woman?
You fix both with a coat hanger.
A woman prayed to be a mother everyday for many years until she crossed a road without looking and got hit by a woman driver and died.
When she met God, she asked Him, "How come you didn't answer my prayers?"
God replied, "I did. I kept sending men to rape you, but you kept on choosing to destroy my creations by having an abortion."
Q: If cats have cat babies, dogs have dog babies, and tigers have tiger babies, what do fish have?
A: Eggs.
Wanted: Sperm donors. Please come quickly!
My dad is really angry at me for kicking the balls. He's the one that told me always aim for them. Is that why I don't have a brother?
A farmer artificially impregnated a cow. The cow said to another cow, "It's a miracle, I'm pregnant." The other cow said, "That's impossible, it's only us cows in the field, you must be joking." The first cow said, "Nope, I'm serious... no bull!"
My girlfriend is growing watermelons, not in the ground though (we had fun that night)!
Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
What do you call a midget born from precum?
"Half Nut!"
Mary had a great big ram, his fleece was white as snow, when on hands and knees our Mary went, his wad was sure to blow.
Month by month her belly grew, increasing in its girth, and when five months had flown by, our Mary did give birth.
And Mary had a little lamb, a little lamb, a little lamb...
Saying balls go into pussy.
What’s pink, nine inches, and makes my wife cry when I shove it down her throat?
Her Miscarriage.
