What did the egg say to the boiling water?
It might take a while for me to get hard because I just got laid last night.
The Egg and the Boiling Water
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The joke plays on the double meaning of 'laid'. It refers to an egg being laid by a hen, and also to the slang term 'laid' meaning to have sex. The egg is implying it had sex, which is why it will take a while to get hard (cooked), creating a funny and unexpected twist.
Andy Murray
absolute BANGER
poos
so foul