Reproduction jokes
Q: What's the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic? A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
What came first: the chicken or the egg?
Doesn't matter, in the future, they'll come together.
Hondo's dad and mum went up the hill to do it in the water.
Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a Hondo.
Why did the goat have an abortion?
Because she already had too many kids!
My son caught me masturbating the other day and was like, "Dad, what are you doing?" I said, "Don't worry, you'll be doing it soon." He said, "Why is that?" I told him, "My arm is getting tired."
Why doesn't Barbie ever get pregnant? Because Ken comes in a different box!
How do you know if you have a high sperm count?
She chews before she swallows.
I should probably stop making abortion jokes.
After all, the aborted babies aren't laughing.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
To fuck the chicken.
Papa John's pizzeria and abortion clinic. You make 'em, we bake 'em.
Anything can be funny with the right delivery, except for abortion jokes, because there is no delivery.
I can't cum anymore. I can't put children through this.
What do you call a hippo that lays eggs? A eggoppotimos.
Yo mama so slutty the abortion clinic gave her a loyalty card and coupon for 20% off her next abortion.
What did the receptionist at the sperm bank say when you were leaving? "Thanks for coming!" 😉😉
What [is] another name for an abortion?
Canceling your delivery.
I was about to make a baby joke but then decided to abort.
Mary had a great big ram, his fleece was white as snow, when on hands and knees our Mary went, his wad was sure to blow.
Month by month her belly grew, increasing in its girth, and when five months had flown by, our Mary did give birth.
And Mary had a little lamb, a little lamb, a little lamb...
What's another name for cumming inside a woman? Loading the dishwasher.
So you decide one day to ask your son if he wants to f**k, do you do it for 3 hours, then you realize how will I explain another pregnancy to my sterile husband?