Reproduction jokes
Why don’t babies pollinate flowers?
God chose Plan B.
What is the difference between an egg and you? An egg gets laid, and you don't.
When a woman is something weeks or months pregnant and her stomach has a visible bump, everyone rubs her tummy, but no one tickles the husband's balls and says, "Good job, buddy!"
What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say when you leave?
"Thanks for coming. Hope you come again soon."
Took my receipt to the sperm bank so I can get this comeback.
Mamma mia abortion clinic!
Your loss is our sauce.
I was going to listen to a funny comment about abortion, but her joke was crap.
Your gene pool is more like a gene puddle.
What came first: the chicken or the egg?
Doesn't matter, in the future, they'll come together.
What kind of bees produce milk?
Boobies.
What’s another name for nutting in a woman?
Loading the dishwasher.
What do sperm say while just in?
"We need to go deeper."
Where can a male and female rabbit make love at? The rabbit house or the rabbit hole?
If you wait for a woman to get 9 months pregnant and kill her, you will never be able to stop the loop.
What’s red, nine inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry every time she sees it?
Her abortion.
What is 6" long, bright red, and your wife cries when you feed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
How do you know if a black lady’s pregnant?
You put a banana up her vagina and see if any little monkeys come and get it.
Are you a printer? Because you turn my soft copy into a hard copy. Dark..Humor :)
What do you call a boy in your mom?
Your dad.
What’s red, slimy, and makes my wife scream? Two failed abortions!