Reproduction jokes
Abortion is beautiful. I wish we could all be aborted.
I was going to listen to a funny comment about abortion, but her joke was crap.
Where can you donate an aborted fetus?
Your local pizzeria.
What is the difference between an egg and you? An egg gets laid, and you don't.
Your gene pool is more like a gene puddle.
When a woman is something weeks or months pregnant and her stomach has a visible bump, everyone rubs her tummy, but no one tickles the husband's balls and says, "Good job, buddy!"
What kind of bees produce milk?
Boobies.
What’s another name for nutting in a woman?
Loading the dishwasher.
What do sperm say while just in?
"We need to go deeper."
If you wait for a woman to get 9 months pregnant and kill her, you will never be able to stop the loop.
Where can a male and female rabbit make love at? The rabbit house or the rabbit hole?
What is 6" long, bright red, and your wife cries when you feed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
What’s red, nine inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry every time she sees it?
Her abortion.
Are you a printer? Because you turn my soft copy into a hard copy. Dark..Humor :)
I was camping with my buddy, and there was a fire. We were roasting marshmallows, and there was a vine. I tripped on it and went penis first into the fire, and I said, "Well, there goes your children, stupid ass!"
What do you call a boy in your mom?
Your dad.
What’s red, slimy, and makes my wife scream? Two failed abortions!
Q: How do you deliver an autistic baby?
A: A clothes hanger.
How do you know if a black lady’s pregnant?
You put a banana up her vagina and see if any little monkeys come and get it.
Uder the sheets.
Under the sheeeets. Me and your mother making your brother.
Under the sheets. Do do do do dododoodoooddododoodo.
SEX KIDS FUCKING VIRGINS