Reproduction jokes
Abortion is beautiful. I wish we could all be aborted.
Where can you donate an aborted fetus?
Your local pizzeria.
Took my receipt to the sperm bank so I can get this comeback.
Mamma mia abortion clinic!
Your loss is our sauce.
I was going to listen to a funny comment about abortion, but her joke was crap.
A young boy asked his Dad, "Was it true that we come from a Stork?"
Dad said, "It is, Son."
Son says, "Who fucks a Stork?"
Every bad joke can become a good joke with a good delivery, but abortion jokes, they have no delivery.
What is the difference between an egg and you? An egg gets laid, and you don't.
Huh, I’m pregnant again. Must be something in the air.
Yeah, your legs.
Why do cows have babies?
They moo-ved together.
Your gene pool is more like a gene puddle.
What kind of bees produce milk?
Boobies.
What’s another name for nutting in a woman?
Loading the dishwasher.
What do sperm say while just in?
"We need to go deeper."
If you wait for a woman to get 9 months pregnant and kill her, you will never be able to stop the loop.
Where can a male and female rabbit make love at? The rabbit house or the rabbit hole?
What’s red, nine inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry every time she sees it?
Her abortion.
What is 6" long, bright red, and your wife cries when you feed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
How do you know if a black lady’s pregnant?
You put a banana up her vagina and see if any little monkeys come and get it.
Are you a printer? Because you turn my soft copy into a hard copy. Dark..Humor :)