What do sperm say while just in?
"We need to go deeper."
Reproduction Jokes
Where can a male and female rabbit make love at? The rabbit house or the rabbit hole?
What is 6" long, bright red, and your wife cries when you feed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
What’s red, nine inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry every time she sees it?
Her abortion.
Are you a printer? Because you turn my soft copy into a hard copy. Dark..Humor :)
I was camping with my buddy, and there was a fire. We were roasting marshmallows, and there was a vine. I tripped on it and went penis first into the fire, and I said, "Well, there goes your children, stupid ass!"
What’s another name for cumming in a woman?
Loading the dishwasher.
What do you call a boy in your mom?
Your dad.
What’s red, slimy, and makes my wife scream? Two failed abortions!
Q: How do you deliver an autistic baby?
A: A clothes hanger.
Do you know how babies are made? The boy puts his penis in the girl's butt and goes up and down for ten minutes. Then the girl takes a pregnancy test, and if it says no, then you keep doing it until she is pregnant.
The boy will lick the girl down there, and she will put his penis in her mouth and suck it. Then he will spit on his hand and rub it on her boobs and lick/suck them.
How do you know if a black lady’s pregnant?
You put a banana up her vagina and see if any little monkeys come and get it.
Uder the sheets.
Under the sheeeets. Me and your mother making your brother.
Under the sheets. Do do do do dododoodoooddododoodo.
SEX KIDS FUCKING VIRGINS
How do you have sex? You take off your clothes and shove your dick in the girl's pussy. If girl suck his dick.
A dog meets a cat. The cat is black and the dog is white. They have sex on site, no cap.
What's better than throwing up a stillborn?
Making your wife eat it again.
My abortion.
Why did the failed abortion climb up the woman’s leg?
It was homesick.
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and touched her thigh and said, "Do you wanna?" Jill said yes and pulled up her dress and they had some fun.
But silly Jill forgot her pills, and so they had a son.
How can a man make the world safer?
By having the chop.
