Reproduction jokes
Huh, I’m pregnant again. Must be something in the air.
Yeah, your legs.
Why do cows have babies?
They moo-ved together.
Why don’t babies pollinate flowers?
God chose Plan B.
A young boy asked his Dad, "Was it true that we come from a Stork?"
Dad said, "It is, Son."
Son says, "Who fucks a Stork?"
Every bad joke can become a good joke with a good delivery, but abortion jokes, they have no delivery.
What is the difference between an egg and you? An egg gets laid, and you don't.
When a woman is something weeks or months pregnant and her stomach has a visible bump, everyone rubs her tummy, but no one tickles the husband's balls and says, "Good job, buddy!"
I was going to listen to a funny comment about abortion, but her joke was crap.
What kind of bees produce milk?
Boobies.
What’s another name for nutting in a woman?
Loading the dishwasher.
What do sperm say while just in?
"We need to go deeper."
If you wait for a woman to get 9 months pregnant and kill her, you will never be able to stop the loop.
Where can a male and female rabbit make love at? The rabbit house or the rabbit hole?
What is 6" long, bright red, and your wife cries when you feed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
What’s red, nine inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry every time she sees it?
Her abortion.
How do you know if a black lady’s pregnant?
You put a banana up her vagina and see if any little monkeys come and get it.
Are you a printer? Because you turn my soft copy into a hard copy. Dark..Humor :)
I was camping with my buddy, and there was a fire. We were roasting marshmallows, and there was a vine. I tripped on it and went penis first into the fire, and I said, "Well, there goes your children, stupid ass!"
What do you call a boy in your mom?
Your dad.
What’s red, slimy, and makes my wife scream? Two failed abortions!