What's dumb?
The Fetus Deletus joke!
Fucking hate that joke....
I once gave birth to 3 children.
Why do squirrels love dick?
Because it produces nut.
The best part of you ran down your mother's leg... Einstein got ready to climax while doing math but realized you can't cumtilyain cumtilion. It's after sucktillion fucktillion.
GF: Laying down.
BF: GROANING
GF: Are you good at aiming and shooting?
BF: Yeah, why?
GF: Shoot that did in there.
BF: Mmmhuugh
Why didn't the wife want sex?
Because they were having too many babies.
What do you call a fruit's penis?
A percock.
