Man, abortion jokes just don't get old, do they?
In fact, they don't age at all.
Ugh, don't you just hate it when you're having sex and your parents walk in the room and say, "No more dead babies for your mister, we are running low!"
Q: What did the fetus say to the tongs?
A: See you on the flip side.
Why did two dumb blondes put condoms on the cow's udders because they wanted the cow to practice safe sex?
Whats the resemblance between a microwave and reproduction( human )? -they both make a sound at the end.
Why don’t babies pollinate flowers?
God chose Plan B.
Q: How do you deliver an autistic baby?
A: A clothes hanger.
How do you know if a black lady’s pregnant?
You put a banana up her vagina and see if any little monkeys come and get it.
What's better than throwing up a stillborn?
Making your wife eat it again.
How do you have sex? You take off your clothes and shove your dick in the girl's pussy. If girl suck his dick.
Q. What do you say when your friend has an abortion?
A. May your baby rest in pieces.
Why do cannibals love sex? They can make their own food.
When a pregnant lady gives birth, it looks like she is having an erection.
What's the most embarrassing thing about locking your keys in the car outside a pregnancy care center?
Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger.
I don't like condoms, but I like gay pregnant X.
This is Riley abortion clinic. Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
Why do orphans enjoy orgasms?
Why did the sperm cross the road? To get to the vagina!
What do you call a three-humped camel?
Pregnant.
Why do squirrels love dick?
Because it produces nut.
