Reproduction jokes
I was gonna tell a joke about a dead fetus, but I decided to abort it.
What's similar between a fetus and a failed mission?
You abort it.
Q: How did Burger King get Dairy Quinn pregnant?
A: He forgot to wrap his whopper 🍆🍔.
I have more cum in one testicle than you have in your whole penis.
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some mairawanah.
Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "I know you wanna," but dumb-ass Jill forgot her pills, and now they have 12 kids.
What's a word that starts with "m" and ends in "airage" and all men like it?
Miscarriage. The joke never gets old just like the baby.
Where is the worst place to lock your keys in your car?
The anti-abortion clinic because you have to go back in and ask for a coat hanger.
How do you know if you have a high sperm count?
She chews before she swallows.
What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say as clients leave?
Thanks for coming!
Do you know what the similarity between a penis and cucumber is?
They both have cum in it.
What's red, six inches long, and made my girlfriend cry when I fed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
What happens when an angel and nun "have some fun and forget pills"?
The nun gets pregNUNt.
I used to be a baker, but I decided to quit my job and stick my dough inside WOMEN’S bakeries.
My son caught me masturbating the other day and was like, "Dad, what are you doing?" I said, "Don't worry, you'll be doing it soon." He said, "Why is that?" I told him, "My arm is getting tired."
What [is] another name for an abortion?
Canceling your delivery.
What’s the best part of having sex with a pregnant woman?
You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.
What do you call a three-humped camel? Pregnant.
What did one male whale say to the other male whale?
"She's gonna blow!"
Why are dogs born with balls?
They were having their stick moment when they got given birth, too.
Your sister is your mother.
Your father is your brother.
You all shag one another.
The Inbred family.