What's red, six inches long, and made my girlfriend cry when I fed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
Reproduction Jokes
Official orgasm donor.
If Finding Nemo was scientifically correct, Marlin would have changed into a female and mated with Nemo.
If Batman is half bat and half human, how was he made?
"He wasn't because you can't f*ck a bat."
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high, grabbed Jill's thigh, and said, "I know you wanna."
Jill said yes, lifted up her dress, and then they had some fun, but silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
Why are dogs born with balls?
They were having their stick moment when they got given birth, too.
I used to be a baker, but I decided to quit my job and stick my dough inside WOMEN’S bakeries.
What's another name for cumming inside a woman?
Loading the dishwasher.
I love you, Explain Bear. Please bear my children.
My son caught me masturbating the other day and was like, "Dad, what are you doing?" I said, "Don't worry, you'll be doing it soon." He said, "Why is that?" I told him, "My arm is getting tired."
What [is] another name for an abortion?
Canceling your delivery.
What’s the best part of having sex with a pregnant woman?
You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.
What do you call a three-humped camel? Pregnant.
What did one male whale say to the other male whale?
"She's gonna blow!"
Why did the two balls cross the road?
To get to the penis!
Sorry, too rude?
I have more cum in one testicle than you have in your whole penis.
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some mairawanah.
Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "I know you wanna," but dumb-ass Jill forgot her pills, and now they have 12 kids.
Just cum.
What's something similar between a clogged pipe and a pregnant woman?
You fix both with a coat hanger.
Q. What's red and crawls up your leg?
A. A homesick abortion.
