Relationship jokes

Girl lol feel dick in mouth on you.

I love my family.

Yo mama so nice she...

What did the mom say to her house? "I love you"

Your family in a nutshell.

There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.

How many times do you nut? It depends how hard you do it.

I told my Mum, "Will you remember me in 6 minutes, 6 hours, 6 years?"

She said, "Yes."

"Knock knock."

I said, "My mum, who's there? You didn’t remember me!"

Oh, you're jealous now.

Colder than the conversation between a fat guy and a Super Model...

Boy: I'm dead.

Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?

Boy: No, I was just born this way.

I heard my neighbors having sex, and it was annoying me, so I called my girlfriend to ask if she wanted to go out, but when I called her, I heard my neighbors' phone ringing.

I first saw her in the Walmart picking out your drawers.

"We make sexy time, yes, and every night I tap that."

"Doin' doin' your mom, doin' doin' your mom."

What's one thing your dad shares with black men? Your sister.

You know why you remind me of a calculator? Because 1+1 equals the two of us.

"Dad, did you get a haircut?"

"No, I got them all cut!"

Wife: Honey, I’m pregnant. Husband: Hi Pregnant, I’m dad. Wife: No, you’re not.

Q: What do you call a virgin from Alabama?

A: An orphan.