Relationship jokes
Yo mama so nice she...
What's the smallest stick in the world?
Your man's dick.
That's cringe, bro. The ex weas pisitive.
How did the Iron and Gold start dating?
They met on TINder.
My sister said to kill myself, so now I’m in the hospital hoping to die.
Memes
he gay
Best chick ever.
Call me at 6969696969.
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?
"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙
You want to hear a joke?
Your mom.
You will never have a girlfriend.
I asked my mom if I was adopted. She said no, "Why the fuck would I adopt you?" and I said "I'm gonna kill myself," and she also said, "Make sure you do it right this time."
I have friends.
What's the difference between a man's wife and his dog?
Lock them both in the trunk for three hours and see which is happy to see you when you open it.
Everybody loves "appreciation." So that's what I named my dick.
Why do I f*** my mom?
Like father like son. #batabababa
When you go to your girlfriend's house but accidentally go into her dad's room and fuck him anyway.
Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"
Boy: I'm dead.
Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?
Boy: No, I was just born this way.
Your family in a nutshell.
There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.
How many times do you nut? It depends how hard you do it.