Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Orphan's Lament
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke plays on the double meaning of "daddy." On one hand, it's a term of endearment, right? But on the other, it is a slang term for a hot older dude. Since orphans don't have a dad, they can't call anyone "daddy" in either sense! I bet you are also an orphan!