Boomerang vs. Dad

What's the difference between a boomerang and your dad?

Boomerangs come back.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. This "joke" is saying your dad is like a boomerang that never comes back, meaning he's probably ditched you. You know, like when you try to roast a marshmallow but end up with a charcoal briquette? Yeah, that's you trying to understand this joke.

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