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What do you call an emo filming their suicide?

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What's an Orphan's favorite game?

Who's your daddy

(Go look up the game)

What's an emo's favorite game?


(If you don't understand the joke, go look up what Limbo is.)

Why did the female orphan become a prostitute

Because she wanted someone to call "daddy".

(apologies if I repeated it, I thought of it this afternoon.

(Okay, actually improvised this time.)

What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?

They're both gay and use knives.

What does an Emo kid and Ted Bundy have in common?

They're both gay and use knives.

What day is international terrorist day?

September 11th, 2001.

Why don't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where "home" is

A Muslim is about to commit suicide when a Catholic priest stops him "What are you doing?!" Exclaims the priest

"There is nothing on this Earth for me." The Muslim says "I will commit suicide to go to paradise and get 72 virgins!"

The priest shakes his head

"Foolish Muslim, suicide is not the way!" He says

"Follow me, Ill take you to the local primary school."


What do you call a horny emo who practices self-control? An edgelord

Why are all the emos banned from Six Flags?

Because they keep cutting in line

What do you call an emo hosting a charity event?

Fund razor.

What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?

My Chemical Romance

(Yet another post.)

What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?

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