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Why did the female orphan become a prostitute

Because she wanted someone to call "daddy".

(apologies if I repeated it, I thought of it this afternoon.

(Okay, actually improvised this time.)

What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?

They're both gay and use knives.

A Muslim is about to commit suicide when a Catholic priest stops him "What are you doing?!" Exclaims the priest

"There is nothing on this Earth for me." The Muslim says "I will commit suicide to go to paradise and get 72 virgins!"

The priest shakes his head

"Foolish Muslim, suicide is not the way!" He says

"Follow me, Ill take you to the local primary school."