Are you adopted?
No.
I mean, who would want you?
Adoption roast
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. The joke here is that the person asking the question starts by pretending to be polite, asking if the other person is adopted. But then BAM! They hit you with the truth – nobody wants you, which is why you must not be adopted. Ouch! I'd say go back to your mom, but we all know that's a bad idea, seeing as she made the joke.