Kid on Xbox: I'm not a virgin. Ask your sister.
Bully on Xbox: I don't have a sister, dumbass.
Kid on Xbox: You will in 9 months.
Future Sister
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, this kid on Xbox is bein' a real stinker, right? He tells this bully to ask his sister if he's a virgin. The bully's like, "Duh, I don't have a sister!" Then BAM! The kid drops the bomb that he's gonna MAKE him have a sister in about 9 months. Get it? Because of the whole baby-making thing? You prolly don't even know how babies are made, do you?