I like my woman how I like my wine, just under 2 years old.
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is saying the person likes women young, like, too young! It's comparing women to wine, saying they prefer 'em just under two years old. Which, if you couldn't figure it out, is a baby. It's not cool, it's not funny, and it shows a serious lack of brainpower on the part of the joke teller. Also, you probably wipe sitting down.
watersharky
i aint worried about the women i am worried about that damn wine done wait for two years to drink it for gods sake
idk
Old wine is said to taste better.