They say string theory is hanging on by a thread.
Q. Why is Stephen Hawing so good at air guitar A. Because he has excellent string theory
What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?
Wait, I can explain everything!
I was in my guitar class and my strings were dead and then I realized they were more dead than George bush on November 30,2018
What do call a stick with a string on the end of it…
So there are these 3 strings, they walk into a bar. People are giving them looks. The small chap is your typical thin cord. He walks to the barman and asks for a rum and coke. He replies, “Oii, your kind ain’t welcomed here so take your drink, mates and fuck off.” He goes back to his mates and says, “We’d better get outta here.” “Nonsense.” replies the mid guy, he’s your typical string. Goes to the barman and same story. Finally the last guy, He’s your typical rope. He burst out, “Fuck this!”. He twits and ties himself whilst messing up his hair. He struts up to the barman and asks for a rum and coke. The barman does so and whilst he prepares the drink he opens with, “Say aren’t you a string?” “No, I’m a frayed knot.”
what was the guitar teacher arrested for? stringing a minor
What’s the difference between a violin and a fiddle? A violin has “strings” and a fiddle has “strangs”.