why do emos like yo-yo's? cos they get strangled by the string
Why don't midgets use tampons? Answer: They are always tripping over the string.
I can swallow two pieces of string and when they come out the other end, they'll be tied together. I shit you knot.
The man was dangling by a string! ... I was jealous the day he died
Today I was asked what I wanted to be and I said I wanted to be a pinata bc I want to be hanged
"Banjo players spend half their lives tuning... and the other half out of tune." Im a banjo picker and I can confirm this is 99% true.
They say string theory is hanging on by a thread.
Why do tampons have strings? So you can floss your teeth when you’re done eating.
what was the guitar teacher arrested for? stringing a minor
What type of bow cant be tied? >.................................................................................................................................... ...... ........................ .......... ... ..... . . . . ....... ...... ......... ............................. . . . . ....... *A *RainBow
So there are these 3 strings, they walk into a bar. People are giving them looks. The small chap is your typical thin cord. He walks to the barman and asks for a rum and coke. He replies, "Oii, your kind ain't welcomed here so take your drink, mates and fuck off." He goes back to his mates and says, "We'd better get outta here." "Nonsense." replies the mid guy, he's your typical string. Goes to the barman and same story. Finally the last guy, He's your typical rope. He burst out, "Fuck this!". He twits and ties himself whilst messing up his hair. He struts up to the barman and asks for a rum and coke. The barman does so and whilst he prepares the drink he opens with, "Say aren't you a string?" "No, I'm a frayed knot."
What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?
Wait, I can explain everything!
Q. Why is Stephen Hawing so good at air guitar A. Because he has excellent string theory
How do you blindfold and Asian? String!
What do call a stick with a string on the end of it...
A fshingpole
How did you get into the tampon 100 Pull some strings
I was in my guitar class and my strings were dead and then I realized they were more dead than George bush on November 30,2018
You look at it you tug on it like a shoe string play with it like elastic bubble plastic but it still never grows
What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle? A violin has "strings" and a fiddle has "strangs".
How do mice floss their teeth? With string cheese.
