What do my wife and dinner have in common? They are both vegetables.
Where was your mom last night? In the man club?
I wish my ex-wife would take me back. :(
What's the difference between me and you?
I leave white stains in your mom's bed, and you leave white stains in my mom's bed!
Why doesn’t my bully get a dad joke? Oh, ya, ummm...
Gays: I like men.
Straight: I like women.
Bisexual: A hole is a hole.
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you.
Teacher: "Hey, James, this is the third time I asked you a question!"
James: "But you told me not to answer you back!"
There was 1 gay guy, who kissed 4576 gay guys. Then had sex with them, creaming so hard, all of the dicks cumming on his face.
Then he stopped and had sex again x6, now he was left with...
My mom said she would miss me if I committed suicide, so we made it double.
Are you still a virgin?
If you do IT
With no one?
Who is the first person an orphan sees? The doctor.
Hi guys, jokes for sister.
So I was listening to a song about "I hate you, are annoying, sister. I'm small and I'm smart," and when I showed it to her, she killed me, and later I was dancing and crying.
My wife told me to hang her the salt, so I beat the shit out of her. My name's Kyle, by the way.
Did you hear Biden went to the ER?
He's having a little trouble with his Putin.
Technoblade never got a wife.
Dad: What did your older brother say before he lost his virginity?
Son: Dad, please don't.
Dad: Exactly.
What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex?
Erectile dysfunction.
I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.
Your mama is so ugly, her shadow got a restraining order.
