Relationship jokes

Having sex with three people is a threesome.

Having sex with four people is a foursome.

Then maybe I am handsome after all...

I have 25 friends from the alphabet, but don't ask me why.

You're adopted.

Son: Dad, how was I born?

Dad: Your mum's a hoe.

Son: OK, what's a hoe?

Dad: Your mum.

Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldn’t win all day, but when it got dark, I managed to beat her. I don’t know how the police found out so quickly.

Gina: Ha! YOU HAVE NOTHING!

Orphan: Yes I do.

Gina: What do you have then?

Orphan: Parents.

Gina: LIAR!

How did Peter Cottontail get his swing on? He made love to Alice in Wonderland.

Why was the people's wedding so miserable...

'Cause during the kiss someone farted so loud and stinky, they agreed to never try to have another wedding.

You will never have a girlfriend.

You ever get the feeling when your parents are cheating on you? I do.

Hey, who thinks Gwen and Aiden are not dating, and who also thinks this dumb girl named "Zre" is being a dummy? And who thinks Gwen belongs with Prince, aka boyfriend?

Me, (AHAHAHA IM A JOKE AHAH Criii) Anyone wanna date? Lol.

Oh, sweetheart, you brighten me.

What can't a sniper say to his wife?

"I missed you."

din mamma

61, 62, 63, 64, 65, 66, 67, 68, 69... mouthwash.

Never got a mother's love, lol.

"Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else."

Why did the oxygen molecules walk out of the singles bar with excitement?

Because she got Avogadro's number!

My friend said she was tired of seeing me every day.

So I pushed her off the side of a cliff.