“In yo mama.”
Relationship Jokes
My wife is so fat, I took her to the Macy's Day parade. They attached ropes to her.
My wife is so fat. I finally got up the energy to walk around to the other side. I found someone else!
A guy goes into the gas station and says, "I need a box of rubbers with pesticide."
The cashier said, "Pesticide? Don't you mean spermicide?"
The guy says, "No! My old lady has had a bug up her ass all week, and I am going to kill it."
One time I looked out the window and then I saw my sister, and she wasn’t even my sister anymore...
My friend tried high-fiving me; I left him hanging.
What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏
Why do orphans miss Mother’s Day? Because they don’t have a mother to give to!
Your mama is so stupid.
Your dad said, "You're driving me crazy," so your mom handed him the keys and said, "You can drive."
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I need your peach, and I'll torture you with a speech.
When you see your mom.
Me: bruh
Her: Are you serious right now bro?
Me: Yeah no shit.
Her: *slaps me*
Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,
Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.
If you make a joke about me, I'll tell my mom.
If my mom decides to get Chick-fil-A for dinner, and when I decide to eat my family for dinner, is that called cannibalism?
Why did your mom cross the road?
You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.
Your hairline goes so far back your dad didn't leave.
Grandma: When we go to a wedding, whispers, "You're next."
At a funeral, I whisper, "You're next."
Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.
Your love life.
You are like my girlfriend: imaginary and non-existent.
