Relationship jokes

What is the definition of clapped?

Ur mum when I am in her bed.

So um uh I like people who like people who like people.

Why did the oxygen molecules walk out of the singles bar with excitement?

Because she got Avogadro's number!

You know I really love going to school and meeting my crush.

All I have to do is go to the Africa section.

What's the difference between you, your uncle, and your dad?

One didn't go in the closet.

My friend said she was tired of seeing me every day.

So I pushed her off the side of a cliff.

I like men like I like money, always getting lost under my bed.

What is sex? You put a sex person in someone’s sex.

My friend thinks he is funny.

He told me that the only food that makes you cry is an onion, so I threw a coconut at him.

Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher?

Because there was no chemistry...

Evan, mom hot?

Everybody loves "appreciation." So that's what I named my dick.

When you send your girl a dick pic, but she says it's small, so you text back and say:

"Enjoy the little things."

When you go to your girlfriend's house but accidentally go into her dad's room and fuck him anyway.

Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"

Why do I f*** my mom?

Like father like son. #batabababa

What did the mom say to her house? "I love you"

I love my family.

Yo mama so nice she...

Girl lol feel dick in mouth on you.