Relationship jokes
Why did the orphan cheat on his girlfriend with a guy?
Because he wanted someone to call "Mommy" and "Daddy."
Why do people play soccer?
Because people need to kick harder to win a parent.
Timmy: Stupid motherfucker.
Jimmy: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Timmy: *starts crying*
Jimmy: Ah fuck, I did it again.
So, one day I have a wife, but if it's getting a longer day, she is moving so weird, and I see she has sex with Rick Astley. 😂 [rickrolled]
What would you do after seeing your most loved one shot? Reload.
She’s got 20 dudes in her DMs telling her she is pretty. Stand out, call her ugly.
"You’re the milk to my cookies."
Fatherless jokes.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
I did this to my ex. I stole her wheelchair. I knew she would come crawling back.
What is an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
Best chick ever.
Call me at 6969696969.
She left, and now I support women's rights. I will kill her.
Are you adopted?
No.
I mean, who would want you?
Daddy, harder!
Three men walk into a bar. The 1st says, "Hey, how's it going?" The 2nd one says, "Great!" But then the 3rd man says, "Hello, where did my wife go? I swear she was just here!" What happened to the 3rd guy's wife?
What's the difference between a boomerang and your dad?
Boomerangs come back.
Why did the grandpa leave the house to go to the grocery store?
To get the ice cream for the grandma.
Orphan: I love abcdefu!
Caretaker: Why? You don't have anyone to flip off.
You're adopted, do you want to know why? Because you're so ugly.