Relationship jokes

Your mama's like a cardboard box: open to the public and easy to nail.

What is the difference between the pizza guy and my dad?

The pizza guy shows up when you call him.

I asked my dad to come to my Father’s Day breakfast.

The orphanage worker just said, “Don’t be silly!”

They say if Viagra lasts more than four hours, call the doctor? I’m just wondering, it’s been six hours and I’m still hard, should I call the doctor or hop on another woman?

I have friends.

I walked up to 2 people kissing and stared.

After a little while, they asked me if I minded. I said no, I don’t mind.

Roses are red, I failed my test, All because of Hugh and his incest.

When you send your girl a dick pic, but she says it's small, so you text back and say:

"Enjoy the little things."

I like men like I like money, always getting lost under my bed.

What is sex? You put a sex person in someone’s sex.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.

Evan, mom hot?

My friend thinks he is funny.

He told me that the only food that makes you cry is an onion, so I threw a coconut at him.

Everybody loves "appreciation." So that's what I named my dick.

Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"

I fucked a chick named Macy, but she had dyslexia.

So I ended up doing the YMCA.

Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher?

Because there was no chemistry...

My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.

If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.

When you go to your girlfriend's house but accidentally go into her dad's room and fuck him anyway.

"I love you." "You too, I love you!" 😍