Relationship jokes
"Hey Kenya, can we talk please!"
What can't a sniper say to his wife?
"I missed you."
How did Peter Cottontail get his swing on? He made love to Alice in Wonderland.
din mamma
There are 2 dads and 2 sons. They all caught a fish.
Why did they only come home with 3 fish?
(Answer)
There were a grand-dad, dad, and son.
If you don't get it, then it means grand father is the dad to the dad (1 dad). Dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather. Get it?
Memes
What is the difference between chocolate and sex?
I would rather eat the chocolate first and then make love.
You want to hear a joke?
Your mom.
What did the mom say to her house? "I love you"
"I love you." "You too, I love you!" 😍
I love my family.
Yo mama so nice she...
Girl lol feel dick in mouth on you.
Why do I f*** my mom?
Like father like son. #batabababa
When you go to your girlfriend's house but accidentally go into her dad's room and fuck him anyway.
Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"
How did the Iron and Gold start dating?
They met on TINder.
I'm like a teddy bear. I don't like to be fucked.
My sister said I'm stupid today, and she's the one who wrote this.
Best chick ever.
Call me at 6969696969.
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?
"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙