Relationship jokes
You know I really love going to school and meeting my crush.
All I have to do is go to the Africa section.
What's the difference between you, your uncle, and your dad?
One didn't go in the closet.
My friend said she was tired of seeing me every day.
So I pushed her off the side of a cliff.
My grandfather told me I'm too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
Did you know that your son has been deeper inside of your wife than you have...unless you put the coat hanger up there?
Memes
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So um uh I like people who like people who like people.
Why did the oxygen molecules walk out of the singles bar with excitement?
Because she got Avogadro's number!
A sister went to her brother's room and says,
"I'm scared, can I sleep with you?"
"Yes, sis."
"What is this?" (pointing at his dick)
"My pet snake."
"Can I pet it?"
"Yes."
He wakes up in a hospital.
"What happened?"
"Your snake spit on me, so I bit his head off."
"You dummy!"
"Whaaat?"
Son: Dad, how was I born?
Dad: Your mum's a hoe.
Son: OK, what's a hoe?
Dad: Your mum.
Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldn’t win all day, but when it got dark, I managed to beat her. I don’t know how the police found out so quickly.
Why did my mouth say no to butt? Because that would be too much sex.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy."
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There are 2 dads and 2 sons. They all caught a fish.
Why did they only come home with 3 fish?
(Answer)
There were a grand-dad, dad, and son.
If you don't get it, then it means grand father is the dad to the dad (1 dad). Dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather. Get it?
What is the difference between chocolate and sex?
I would rather eat the chocolate first and then make love.
How did Peter Cottontail get his swing on? He made love to Alice in Wonderland.
I'm like a teddy bear. I don't like to be fucked.
My sister said I'm stupid today, and she's the one who wrote this.
"I love you." "You too, I love you!" 😍
I love my family.