Guy: Are you gay? I'm orphan.
Relationship Jokes
A guy walks up to a girl. He says, "Hey, you want a poker? I’ve got one."
Stop it with the "yo mama" jokes. They are just offensive.
Friend (Evan): Did you do some dumb shit?
Me: Hell yeah.
Friend (Evan): Did you get us both in trouble?
Me: Hell yeah.
Friend (Evan): Will I still help you because you are my best friend?
Both: FUCK YEAH!
"Hey Gwen, I'm back."
-Dev
"It's been so long they unblocked it!"
What do you tell twins who are in love with each other?
Go fuck yourself!
Hey Prince, let's chat here, okay? Love you!
Wanna hook up at Mount Cook?
When you get to feel a dick in you, then suck bro, all your stress [goes] out the window.
It's been a while since I've talked to either Prince or tj. Do any of you boys wanna chat? Plapls?
Mom!
Gwen, I thought you would be with me if Prince broke up with you... :((((((
Can you be my daddy? 🍌😘😉
Riley....I...I think I wanna be more than friends.
Alex, you will never believe this!!!!!!!!!! Please respond as quick as possible! To my love, Alex!
GURL
"Princess, let's talk!"
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
All of them are married!
Being an orphan always has an upside; for instance, a bag of chips is family-sized.
How do you be friends with a musician?
B minor.
