Relationship jokes

I got an iPhone 14 for my brother? That was the best trade I ever made.

Her name was Lola.

She was a loner.

At the Copa.

Then I saw her,

And I got a boner.

The next morning,

She couldn't remember if I banged her.

At weddings my mom always tells me I’m next. So I say the same to her, at funerals.

So, one day Kylin Banks was playing football. Then he saw Violet. After he saw her, he got bricked up. Then he ran after her and rubbed his pickle all over her. She was so happy.

Friend: Hi.

Me: Do you know how lost their dad is?

Friend: Me?

Me: Damn, no, not you.

Friend: Then who?

Me: The orphan kid.

I guess we're the same.

Your hairline goes so far back your dad didn't leave.

"I miss you.

Being happy was never that hard without you..."

Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...

Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,

Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.

Jack & Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy...but Jack got a shock and a mouth full of c0ck cuz Jill's real name was Randy.

Her Name was Lola. She was a loner. At the Copa I saw her And I just wanted to bone her!

What do you call an orphan taking a picture of themself?

A family photo.

Just ask your dad.

My mom loves balls.

But my dad has been gone for the last 4 years.

You only put your user name under Daddyboy_01 because your dad left you, hahahah!

Two people stood in one room. The first guy stared at the second.

First guy: “Sorry I had to punch you. It was a game, bro.”

Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”

My mom told me to help her with the laser, but it was opposite day, so I pushed her down.

She said help, so I kicked her.

Grandma: When we go to a wedding, whispers, "You're next."

At a funeral, I whisper, "You're next."

Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.

If you make a joke about me, I'll tell my mom.

What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏