Relationship jokes
I like strippers on me.
When you go to your girlfriend's house but accidentally go into her dad's room and fuck him anyway.
Your mam is gay.
A girl and a boy were on a date. The boy kept farting. The girl asked, "What is wrong?!?". The boy replied, "Explosive diarrhea.". The girl said, "Ew".
The boy went to the bathroom, and the place exploded. The center of the explosion, the bathroom.
Connor: Hi Mom.
Mom:
Connor: I forgot I'm adopted to 2 dads!
I saw a news ad on TV about a dad coming home after getting milk. I said, "I've never seen that one before!"
My ex's dad died while she was texting me. She said she had a boyfriend, but I told her I had a dad.
What did the melon say to the avocado when he proposed?
Can't elope.
Why are women like KFC? After you finish with the thigh and the breasts, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
What would Earth say if it had a boyfriend?
You need to com-it.
The only problem being short and gay is that whenever I try to tell people I'm top in my relationship, they don't believe me because I'm shorter than the person I'm dating, like, WTF?
Your mom's been giving me attitude lately, so I told her to shut her mouth. When she did, it caused me to lose 4 inches.
Are you a toaster, because I want to have a bath with you.
Hey girl, are you a diamond pick?
'Cause I'm as hard as obsidian.
Jack fucked Jill's pussy till it stopped functioning.
How do you know your Dad's been fucking your sister?
His dick tastes funny...
What's the similarity between an orphan and my dick?
They both will die alone.
One day, I love you.
Why is the older brother's kid brother that has autism always performing fellatio on his older brother?
Because he wants to find out how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.
Why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? She didn't want to give him kids.