Relationship jokes

Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,

Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.

How does a hillbilly mother know when her daughter is on her period? Her son’s dick tastes like blood.

What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.

I got an iPhone 14 for my brother? That was the best trade I ever made.

Jack & Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy...but Jack got a shock and a mouth full of c0ck cuz Jill's real name was Randy.

Her Name was Lola. She was a loner. At the Copa I saw her And I just wanted to bone her!

Her name was Lola.

She was a loner.

At the Copa.

Then I saw her,

And I got a boner.

The next morning,

She couldn't remember if I banged her.

At weddings my mom always tells me I’m next. So I say the same to her, at funerals.

I like my coffee like I like my women.

Friend: You know how I like my women like my coffee... hot.

Me: What if you don't like coffee? :(

Shaenaya hates me, help! And she wants to suck off ******* and ****** and ***** and *****.

Katgod, can you get your girlfriend? She's messing with me, and I'm gonna hurt soon.

#GwenComeBack Gwen please come back!

Me: I have the body of a 28 year old.

Her: Prove it.

Me: (opens freezer)

Stop it with the "yo mama" jokes. They are just offensive.

Hey guys, I'm back. I was grounded by my grandfather, so, yeah.

"Poo heads."

You’re like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel.

If you were a fruit, you’d be a ‘fine-apple.’

If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.