Relationship jokes
Jk: Jimin, why are you so small?
Jm: Excujjimi?
Jk: No offense, Jim.
Jm: Yah, call me hyung!
Jk: But I'm bigger.
Jm: I'm older!
Jk: I'm the top and you're the bottom, so I don't think it's right to call you hyung.
Jm:......
Build your ex a fire, and they're warm for a day.
Set your ex on fire and hide the smile/evidence.
A 7-foot-tall man walks into a restaurant with his 4-foot-tall girlfriend, and the maitre d' says to the waiter, “He must be nuts over her.”
Peanuts are hard to crack, just like my ex-wife's heart.
Guy: Do you want a nickel?
Girl: Sure.
Guy: So you’ll tickle my pickle?
Girl: 😳😩😩😩
Memes
A guy walks up to a girl. He says, "Hey, you want a poker? I’ve got one."
Being an orphan always has an upside; for instance, a bag of chips is family-sized.
How do you be friends with a musician?
B minor.
Gwen!!!!!! I need your help!!!!!!!!!!
Akeld, just want you to know: Leave me and Gwen alone.
Real me.
Hello, I am Ren, sister of Gwen.
What is this thing with Alya and Alex?
GURL
"Hey Gwen, I'm back."
-Dev
"It's been so long they unblocked it!"
Woman: Will you love me after marriage as well?
Man: That will depend on your husband. If he will, so of course I would!
"Princess, let's talk!"
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
All of them are married!
Dad: Alive.
Brother: Orphan (fault=Mother).
Me: Dead on the inside but sadly alive.
Mother: Alive...
Wait a minute... I thought you were dead, Mom... Right, you're dead to me at least.
Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?
A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.
What is an orphan's least favorite song? We Are Family.