Relationship jokes
Your hairline goes even further back than the last time your parents said "I love you."
Yo mama so ugly when she looked in the mirror, her reflection threw up and ran away.
I could tell my cousin you are so annoying, but she told me first, so we both said it at the same time. 🫣🤣😂
Me: Hey! Look at my drawing of deez!
My babysitter: Very nice! But, uh, what’s deez?
Me: (¬‿¬)
What is the difference between interstate and intercourse?
Your eyebrows run away like your dad.
Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?
Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!
I told my emo girlfriend, "Do you like the lights?" Oh wait, she ain't got any.
Yo mama so hot that even Sodapop Curtis flirts with her.
Every time my cousin and I, we settle it out with our game, so we play rock paper scissors. 😂🤣🤣
Mate, my wife Susan has kicked me out again, anyone got a lift?
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Wife: “How do I look?” Husband: “With your eyes.”
My girlfriend broke up with me because I quote Linkin Park too much.
But in the end, it doesn’t even matter.
Yo mama is so ugly that Rick Astley gave her up.
My jokes are like your dad, you only see them for a few days.
Are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? 'Cause damn, you look like you came out of a dream!
Friends, gather here.
Samantha, Josephine, Stevie, Jess, Alice, and Alex.
My wife said to me, "You really have no sense of direction, do you?"
I said, "Where the fuck did that come from?!"
What did the kid say to the orphan?
"Well, at least I have parents!"