Relationship jokes

A woman walks out of the bathroom, winks at her husband and says, “I shaved down there; you know what that means.”

The husband responds, “Yeah, the drain is clogged.”

I'm like a teddy bear. I don't like to be fucked.

My sister said I'm stupid today, and she's the one who wrote this.

What's the difference between a man's wife and his dog?

Lock them both in the trunk for three hours and see which is happy to see you when you open it.

How many times do you nut? It depends how hard you do it.

That's cringe, bro. The ex weas pisitive.

What did the mom say to her house? "I love you"

"I love you." "You too, I love you!" 😍

I love my family.

Yo mama so nice she...

Girl lol feel dick in mouth on you.

What's the smallest stick in the world?

Your man's dick.

Roses are red, I failed my test, All because of Hugh and his incest.

I fucked a chick named Macy, but she had dyslexia.

So I ended up doing the YMCA.

I have friends.

I walked up to 2 people kissing and stared.

After a little while, they asked me if I minded. I said no, I don’t mind.

Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"

Evan, mom hot?

My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.

If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.

Why do I f*** my mom?

Like father like son. #batabababa