Relationship jokes
They say birds of a feather flock together, so I guess that’s why Kris and common sense haven’t met yet.
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Random kid: Yo mama so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Orphan: What's a mama?
Random kid: *shook*
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Your mom.
Fuck you you rwind my life.
My friend called me fat, so I challenged him to a running race.
Do you work at Subway? Because you turn my 6 inch into a footlong.
My lesbian neighbors gave me a Rolex. Guess they misunderstood when I said I wanted to watch.
Friend 1: I HATE YOU!
Friend 2: *cries* b-but i-i didn't s-say that!!
Friend 3: *writes on paper with pencil cuz is so bored*
Me: *points at pencil lead* NOW NOW NOW THIS HAS *LEAD* TO SOME SERIOUS FRIENDSHIP LOSS! Plz shut up.
All my friends: *groan at horrible pun*
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good, he died to a landmine.
Why does it take longer for women to orgasm than men?
Who cares?
I don't blame Amber Heard for wanting Elon Musk, especially if Johnny Depp is hairy and smells like a port-o-potty full of cigarettes and gunsmoke.
Like, and comment if you're single.
Two friends wanting to find out if their buddy was gay.
The two walked up to their buddy and said, "Get down!" and he kneeled down.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What's the best part about having sex with twenty-seven year olds?
There's twenty of them!
Mom, am I adopted?
What? No. "In head" No, dah, bitch.
Chris said to me in P.E. that he likes Jacob, and he said he wants to go straight to the bedroom.
drew here freshfry you are almost deadfry! I forgive you, just don't do it again. You know what I am talking about!
Four gay guys are sitting in a Jacuzzi when all of a sudden, a condom starts floating. One of the gay guys turns around and asks, "Okay, who farted?"
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."