Relationship jokes
My brother thinks he's cool when he just SMELLS.
Well, I got stuck in the dryer and fell asleep. Then my step bro got home, and I did not know, and hours later I woke up. My pants were down, and my butt was on fire.
What do you and Joe Biden have in common?
Nobody loves you or him.
My grandma said, "Hey, you want a Butterfinger cause I do?"
Me: Grandpa's in the kitchen if you want a finger.
Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure?"
That's a horrible thing to find out when you're adopted.
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This is not a joke, Tom. I'm asking you to leave me alone, stop being sexual, I don't like you.
Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.
Roses are red, violets are blue, when I saw you I thought you can mix too.
Are you a noose, 'cause I wanna hang out with you?
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
Your hairline [is] so bad even your mama left you.
Why did you and Sarah break up?
'Cause she cheetahed on me.
My brother: What are you looking at?
Me: A mistake.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.
Your butt is bigger than my ex-girlfriend's butt, and I love it!
Ur mom loves to eat logs, lmao.
My mate Noha.
What do you call an orphan at the dinner table?
Family dinner!