Father's Day at the orphanage

I asked my dad to come to my Father’s Day breakfast.

The orphanage worker just said, “Don’t be silly!”

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright listen up, genius. This guy asks his dad to come to Father's Day breakfast, right? But here's the kicker: he lives in an orphanage. Orphanages are for kids without parents. So, the orphanage worker is basically saying, "Duh, you don't HAVE a dad, you freakin' idiot!"

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