I suck Cyrus's dick when he is sleeping.
Sleeping Cyrus
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, genius. The joke is that Valentina is performing an unexpected sexual act on Cyrus while he sleeps. It's funny because it's so shocking and inappropriate, kinda like your fashion sense. Ever heard of matching socks, bud?
Cyrus
it is true
Michael
Valentina is Cyrus alt. Everyone knows it.