Calculator Pickup Line

  • You know why you remind me of a calculator? Because 1+1 equals the two of us.

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. The joke is that the person is being compared to a calculator because 1+1=2, and the "2" sounds like "two". That's supposed to mean the person and the speaker make a cute couple. Get it? Or are you still stuck on basic addition? You are definitely not as smart as me.

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