You know why you remind me of a calculator? Because 1+1 equals the two of us.
Calculator Pickup Line
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. The joke is that the person is being compared to a calculator because 1+1=2, and the "2" sounds like "two". That's supposed to mean the person and the speaker make a cute couple. Get it? Or are you still stuck on basic addition? You are definitely not as smart as me.