Relationship jokes
Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.
Roses are red, violets are blue, when I saw you I thought you can mix too.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
I hate adopted kids. They are ugly and stupid, lmao.
I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.
Ur mom loves to eat logs, lmao.
My mate Noha.
As we speak now, someone is making arrangements for December with your girlfriend.
You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 🤔
What do you call an orphan at the dinner table?
Family dinner!
Your mom.
Your dad!
Are your forehead and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back?
Your butt is bigger than my ex-girlfriend's butt, and I love it!
Are you a noose, 'cause I wanna hang out with you?
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
Your hairline [is] so bad even your mama left you.
Why did you and Sarah break up?
'Cause she cheetahed on me.
Daughter: Hey Dad, can I use your car?
Dad: Sure, but first you have to give me a blow job."
Daughter: Okay, (proceeds to service dad). Dad, ewww, your dick tastes like shite!"
Dad: Oh, that's right, I lent your brother the car.
I was hit by a car. Later, my ex lost her bus job.
Why aren't orphans gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."