Relationship jokes
How to make the kissing in a tree recognizable: me and you k.i.s.s.i.n.g., tree sitting, wedding, love, then comes love, then comes baby in the carriage, then hate comes, divorce and purse.
FEW!!!!!!!
I went out with this girl the other night. She wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.
"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"
Has anyone walked in on their parents making love? I have.
Please comment! :)
Who thinks Gwen and dumb bitch prince should *STOP* dating! AND LET THE REAL LOVERS *Gwen and Aiden* RESUME TO *LOVE* SAY ME IN THE COMMENTS SO NOT!!!!!!!!
"Hey Kenya, can we talk please!"
What is the definition of clapped?
Ur mum when I am in her bed.
So um uh I like people who like people who like people.
You know I really love going to school and meeting my crush.
All I have to do is go to the Africa section.
What would Earth say if it had a boyfriend?
You need to com-it.
You want to hear a joke?
Your mom.
My sister said to kill myself, so now I’m in the hospital hoping to die.
My sister said I'm stupid today, and she's the one who wrote this.
That's cringe, bro. The ex weas pisitive.
What's the difference between a man's wife and his dog?
Lock them both in the trunk for three hours and see which is happy to see you when you open it.
I love my family.
Yo mama so nice she...
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?
"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙
How did the Iron and Gold start dating?
They met on TINder.
I asked my mom if I was adopted. She said no, "Why the fuck would I adopt you?" and I said "I'm gonna kill myself," and she also said, "Make sure you do it right this time."