Relationship jokes

Best chick ever.

Call me at 6969696969.

What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?

"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙

You want to hear a joke?

Your mom.

How did the Iron and Gold start dating?

They met on TINder.

You will never have a girlfriend.

I asked my mom if I was adopted. She said no, "Why the fuck would I adopt you?" and I said "I'm gonna kill myself," and she also said, "Make sure you do it right this time."

My sister said to kill myself, so now I’m in the hospital hoping to die.

Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher?

Because there was no chemistry...

Evan, mom hot?

My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.

If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.

My friend thinks he is funny.

He told me that the only food that makes you cry is an onion, so I threw a coconut at him.

Everybody loves "appreciation." So that's what I named my dick.

Why do I f*** my mom?

Like father like son. #batabababa

When you send your girl a dick pic, but she says it's small, so you text back and say:

"Enjoy the little things."

That's cringe, bro. The ex weas pisitive.

What's the difference between a man's wife and his dog?

Lock them both in the trunk for three hours and see which is happy to see you when you open it.

What did the mom say to her house? "I love you"

I love my family.

Yo mama so nice she...

Girl lol feel dick in mouth on you.