Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.
Cute Mama
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup! This "yo mama" gag is all about how cute your mom is. So cute, in fact, that someone asked her out, and now they're going steady. Basically, your mom's getting more action than you are, and that's saying something considering you're probably still rocking diapers.
Comments (2)
SMOOTHIE CAT!
I’m sorry, but are you goin’ for hilarious Sweetheart? Cuz that ain’t the path
PurplePanda
your mama so fat the only letter she knows is KFC