Origin Story

Mummy, how was I born?

Mummy replied, "Well, your father and I got married, and soon I became fat and you came out, and then in, out, in, out, and after you did that a million times, you were born."

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright listen up, buttercup. So basically, the kid asks about birth, right? Mom tries to explain it but makes it sound like a really messed-up version of the birds and the bees. She's talking about how they "did it" a million times to make you. You probably think babies come from storks, don't you?

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