Relationship jokes
Doin' ya mom oh yeah oh yeah, doin' doin' ya mom!
Moto Moto, stop giving the baby your d*ck!
Have you ever said no? Did they keep going?
Oh, ate the cheese? Urmom.
Orphan: I love abcdefu!
Caretaker: Why? You don't have anyone to flip off.
Ariana Grande had 7 husbands, so she had 7 rings.
What is you main food?
Me: Pizza cause I'm cheesy.
Friend: Chocolate chips cause I have a lot of friends.
Girlfriend: Donut cause I have a lot of cream.
Once, there was a couple about to have sex. "I have something to confess," said the shy wife. The husband then said, "Whatever it is, I will still love." The wife then said, "Honey, I'm flat chested." The husband said, "It's okay, I'm a baby down there anyways." He then pulled down his pants and began to have sex.
The next day, the wife said, "I thought you were a baby down there." The husband then said, "I am; 22 inches and 7 pounds."
Why can’t an emo have sex?
They can’t make it to the bed, they kept swinging on the tree.
"Knock Knock!" "Who's there?" "It's Dave!"
"Dave who?"
Dave bursts into tears, realizing that his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.
You walk into your grandma's room and you see her naked and she says "Come here grandson." What would you do?
My son said that bully needs a pounding, then I say, "Yeah, right, that is what I said and did to your mother." My son opens his mouth and freezes. I guess he knew what I was talking about.
"Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom."
Bully: "Nobody loves you."
Me: "Aww, it must have hurt when your mom told you that."
Jack and Jill Went up the hill to have some hanky panky.
Silly Jill forgot her pill. And now there's little Franky.
What's an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
As we speak now, someone is making arrangements for December with your girlfriend.
How can you tell a blonde likes you? She ducks you two nights in a row.
Everything I fall in love with leaves me. Maybe if I fall in love with my depression, it'll leave me too.
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf....ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v