Relationship jokes
Why do men find it so difficult to solve puzzles after taking Viagra?
Because they just keep getting harder and harder!
Note to all moms of teens, keep a dog. That way, someone is excited to see you!
Your mama's like a cardboard box: open to the public and easy to nail.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
What is the difference between the pizza guy and my dad?
The pizza guy shows up when you call him.
Brings a whole new meaning to brotherly love.
What’s worse than banging your sister?
Having to wear your dad’s wedding ring.
Your dad is so smart, he took one look at you and left.
I finally asked my deadbeat dad what makes him happy. His answer? He hasn't gotten back to me.
If you can make a woman laugh, you're almost there.
If you're almost there and then she laughs, then you've got a whole different problem on your hands.
"Dad, did you get a haircut?"
"No, I got them all cut!"
What’s the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic is usually a feather. Kinky is using the whole chicken.
I walked in on my little sister when she was naked.
The thing I have to say is that my little sister is a big sister with big tits & ass with juicy lips upstairs & downstairs. I say whoever is going to be my brother-in-law is going to be a very happy person.
A mathematics professor arrived home at 3 am drunk.
His wife was up waiting for him.
"You said you'd be home by 11:45!" she yelled.
He responded, "No my dear, I said I'd be home at a quarter of 12."
You know my first name, but don’t worry about it; you’ll only be screaming my first.
Leo is like a cloud... when she disappears, it's a beautiful day.
Slade must be WiFi... because I’m not feeling a CONNECTION.
Bully: Shut up, motherfucker!
Me: Well, stop talking to me and I won't have to keep fucking your mother.
They say if Viagra lasts more than four hours, call the doctor? I’m just wondering, it’s been six hours and I’m still hard, should I call the doctor or hop on another woman?
You text someone to ask them why they snobbed you. Then they snob you again.